Edward X Winry {Oneshots-CRAZY}

Halloween

     Halloween was just around the corner in Amestris and everyone was starting to get into the spirit. It had almost been six months since the Elric family disappeared, and everyone was still looking for them. Mustang and Riza were out taking a walk and ended up going to the Elrics house. They went inside to simply look around and see if there were any more clues to where the eight of them had went. It was when they were searching when suddenly they heard a loud bang come from within the basement. They went down to investigate and found a truly horrific sight. They were... my little ponies. They looked like the elrics...
"OH MY FUCKING-" said Mustang.
"I'M GOING TO FAINT!" said Riza.
"Help, we have been locked in this basement for six months.", said the my little pony that looked like Ed. "Yes, we can't open the door because we have no hands.", said the Winry my little pony.
     They all went upstairs and Ed and Winry and the kids all ate and drank.
"How the hell are you going to change back to normal?", said Mustang.
"I actually already know, because all of the editions of My Little Pony, including the Equestria ones, were in the basement for some reason. So we know how to change back to human." said Ed.
"Okay so what is it?" asked Riza.
"We have to call upon Midnight Moon to bring us as high as the moon, then drop us back to earth creating a paradox in which will shove the My Little Pony out of us as it burns off while we are entering back into Earth's atmosphere, but when landing, we will most likely die.", said Ed.
"Then what is the point of that whole idea?" asked Mustang. "Well then we have to use equivalent exchange and grant ourselves immortality." said Ed. "And how will you do that?" asked Mustang.
"Simple. Kid, push all those My Little Pony books over here.", said Ed. He drew a transmutation circle around the books and called upon the Gate of Truth.
"Ah, Edward, what business do you have here now?", asked Truth. "I want you to grant me and my family immortality.", he said.
"And what will you be offering up for this? It fetches at a high price.", said Truth. Ed pushed the My Little Pony books forward.
"Deal.", Truth said. And with that, Ed left the Gate of Truth and all of them were granted immortality.
"Ok so now how to you call upon the midnight moon?", asked Riza.
"Darkness.", said Ed. And with that, Midnight Moon came down from the sky.
"Please bring us to the moon and drop us to lift this curse that was put upon us.", said Ed. "As you wish.", said Midnight Moon. She brought them up to the moon and then dropped them. The my little ponyness was peeled off of them and they landed back on the ground standing up without a scratch on them.
"Oh my god, it actually worked.", said Mustang. While they were celebrating, the My Little Pony skins fell onto the ground in rotten smelly heaps. Then they suddenly arose into my little pony zombies. Mustang quickly burned them all, turning them into ash. They all returned to their normal lives after having a halloween party and eating candy and shit. All was well, for the time being... you never know what lurks in the shadows...

The End.