Once upon a time Ed, Winry, and the six children decided it was about time to get a family pet. They went to the pet shop and there were many animals. The pet shop was named loafs of fun pet shop. Red, Ced, and Sed, all wanted a puppy, and Ginry, Finry, and Dinry wanted a cat. Fortunately for the girls, when the boys played with the puppies they knocked the bread off all their heads and they died instantly. So now there were the cats. They picked out a small kitten with a whole big loaf on its head, it could barely stand up. But if it didn't keep it on its head it would die so. They brought the kitten home and tried feeding it some milk, but it wouldn't drink. Later that night when Winry was making dinner, she pulled out some bread rolls that were going to be a side for the dinner. Instantly the kitten came running and ate all the rolls in 0.2 seconds. Ed was okay with it because he liked that the cat didn't like milk either. But then after a while they stopped making bread often and the kitten started to go crazy. It kept on biting and trying to rip the flesh off the whole family. So they took the bread off its head and it died. The end.
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Edward X Winry {Oneshots-CRAZY}
FanfictionPLEASE READ THIS vvvvv Okay... so, I just want to say right now that all of these were written on a whim by my friend when we were messing around. I'm just posting them so you can possibly have a good laugh. I hope you like them though.
