"Truth or Dare?"
"Truth."
"Do you have a crush?"
"Yes. My turn, Marcel Tru-"
"Wait you do? Who do you have a crush on?!"
They were playing Truth or Dare like immature little boys. Understandable, they were immature little boys but they were deny it and say they were 'men'. Evan sighed and shook his head at Lui with a small smirk on his face. "You can only ask one question Lui. My turn," Evan turned to Marcel. "Marcel, Truth or Dare?"
Marcel stared at the ceiling tapping his finger against his chin, thinking. After a minute or so- "Just pick one Marcel! I don't have all night!" David raged. He could sure get annoyed easily.
"This is a life changing moment," Marcel replied still staring at the roof.
"Your life doesn't matter! Just choose!" Jees David that was harsh. Blame the author for making you an ass. I mean what? The wall is still there.
"I choose... Dare." He replied, noticing that David was giving him the death glare and was probably about to choke him.
To annoy the raging Irish, Jonathan asks why Marcel chose dare.
"Well Jonathan, if I chose truth I could retrieve an embarrassing question that I don't want to answer and I don't feel like doing a forfeit. If I choose dare, because it is from Evan, it will be weak and easily done-" Evan threw a pepperoni slice from his pizza at Marcel, which he ate. "-thank you Evan, I do like pepperoni. But as I was saying, it will be weak and easily done and then I can ask Evan the question Lui was dying to ask."
It made sense. Now all Evan had to do was come up with a dare that hadn't been done before and that wasn't weak, as Marcel put it. It was kind of true, Evan wasn't very good at the asking and giving part of Truth or Dare, he was more of a doing kind of guy. But this time, the Truth and Dare gods blessed him and he came up with the best, the greatest dare of all time... Or close to it.
"I dare you to shave your balls and call Scotty and tell him about it, sexually."
Evan smirked while everyone sat silent staring at him. It confused Evan, was it a bad dare? Did they think it was too far? Was it mean? Evans smirk slowly fell off his face and a frown replaced it. He looked at each person individually, trying to figure out what was wrong.
"What? Was it too far? What's wrong?" Evan frantically questioned. Tyler snapped out of his daze before everyone else and explained.
"Evan that is... T-that's the best dare I've ever heard." At his words, everyone suddenly burst into laughter and cheers apart from Marcel who was again staring at the ceiling, questioning his life choices.
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Marcel had done it. He shaved his special bits, called his boyfriend Scotty and told him all the details in the most sexual voice he could muster. It was one of the funniest thing the guys had ever seen. After sitting back down, Marcel looked at every one with a cheeky grin. He already knew who he was going to choose and so did Evan, so he'd prepared himself.
"Evan. Truth or Dare?"
If Evan chooses truth the guys will ask him about his crush; which he didn't want to answer. If he chooses dare they would dare him to answer the question. He was in a tough position but it only took him a moment to go over his options and work out what they would do so they can ask him what they wanted to and so he came up with a plan. Evan smiled innocently and replied, "Right then, what's the forfeit boys?"
Brian mumbled loud enough so everyone could hear, "Question avoiding ass." Everyone laughed except Lui, he smirked straight at Evan and said, "A dare." Everyone quietened down and looked at Lui awaiting an explanation. "Your forfeit can be a dare."
Evan, still smiling, was thankful he had a plan and instantly replied, "On one condition." Still looking at Lui he pointed to Marcel and said, "The dare can be anything but a question. You can't dare me to answer a question. Deal?"
Nodding, Lui put out his hand to Evan to shake. The boys shook hands slowly and stared at each other as if this were a deal with the devil that could change their entire lives, which it possibly could. "This sucks!" The room turned to Marcel who continued, "I don't know what to do now! We can't ask him about this mysterious girl-" Evan snorted quietly, "and I don't know how to find the answer through a dare!"
Craig, who had been silent except for laughing and answering questions most of the night, giggled while saying "I do" which surprised all the guys. Craig didn't usually have any good ideas for Truth or Dare and relied on Tyler to help him out. So the fact that he had an idea to get Evan to confess was surprising to everyone, even Craig.
Craig walked over to Marcel and whispered in his ear. Marcel's eyes widened (because this is dragging on so much) and his lips turned into a smirk. "Evan I dare you to prank call your crush."
Evans mouth slowly opened. There was no way to get out of this one. He couldn't lie because the only female contacts he had in his phone went by the names of Mum and Aunt. He was stuck, no doubt about it, he was going to have to do it. "Okay, but I call from another room."
Lui frowned and in his squeaker voice exclaimed, "But then we won't know who you're calling!" Everyone in the room agreed. Evan sighed and assured them that they would definitely know who he was calling. The room fell silent. Everyone was confused at what he meant, how would they know if they can't hear the conversation or see the contact?
Evan stood up and walked into the bathroom with his phone in hand. He was nervous and scared of what could happen.
The bathroom was small with the toilet next to the door and the sink next to the toilet. The only other thing in the room was a window. As quietly as he could, Evan opened the window and jumped outside. While he was walking away from the house he called his crush. Well the boys thought it was a crush but really it was the man he loved. Marcel was going to kick himself; it was a very mysterious guy not some random girl.
After about four rings, he answered, "H-Hello?" The boys must have been surprised when a phone rang from the room they had just been in. Evan almost laughed imagining them frantically running around thinking what the hell was going on and if it was just a coincidence.
"You know where to find me." Then he hung up.
Jonathans phone rang less than a minute after Evan walked into the bathroom. It made sense now, everyone would know when he called his crush even if they couldn't hear the conversation. Jonathan picked up his jacket a short moment after answering the phone and walked outside. Everyone shouted after him asking where he was going, in reply he told them that Evan wasn't in the bathroom so don't bother looking.
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A small green bridge next to the forest was where they met. They had been meeting there often because it was the same distance from their houses, right in the middle. Evan was leaning on the railing looking at the creek below him. "Evan?" Jonathan whispered.
"I should have told you earlier, you know, when all the guys wouldn't find out the same time you did. I'm sorry."
Jonathan shook his head, "Don't be sorry. It doesn't matter now."
"You don't feel the same but I don't mind-"
"I don't feel the same? I've been waiting for two years for you to grow some balls. I don't feel the same? It's the complete opposite."
Evan turned around and look at Jonathan. He was in his favourite blue hoodie staring at Evan with the same big blue eyes he fell in love with. Jonathan stepped forward once, they both stood still looking at each other until Jonathan closed the distance between them. They kissed in the same place they fell in love with each other so long ago.
I dragged that on for fucking ages. It is really long, really bad and really boring. I'm sorry it's shit, but that's the best I can do :) Now I'm going to pretend to go delete some sentences but really do nothing.
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