I'm itching for a knife now. This thing is still in my fucking house and gods be damned I knew I should've hid the cash I won because it's definately not in my pocket anymore. I'm kind of surprised I haven't shanked the thing yet.
... It's speaking again. I can't really understand the words...Maybe if I ignore it it will go away?
Assuming my assumption here is right and not bothering to question what the fuck a 'Proxy' is, I stand and stretch, gliding to the kitchen and looking for my rum.
Shit I guess I'm out. Oh well potato wesges it is. I pull the cold slices from my fridge and go to the guest room that I had turned into a game room a while back. It's only when I go to shut the door that I realise the thrice be damned thing fallowed me.
Sighing I pivot on my heels to look at it. "So since you obviously are not a figment of my immagination what do you want to be called?" I should be shitting kine by now... Right? Brighid be damned something is majorly wrong with me. Oh. It's answering me... And in english this time! How considerate of the weird ass egg-man!
"Renderman. That is my name and that is all I wish to be called." I snorted at this. A bit of an ego on this one eh? Very well, I can fix that.
"Right then Rendy, I'm going to need t-" I cut off as my phone startes ringing. The ringtone being the song 'Back from the dead' by House of Pain. I unlock the screen and immediately it goes to static. I growl in frustration and glare at it until the thing.... uh Rendy-whatsit, starts talking and I switch my gaze to i- uh him?
"The FUCK do you mean I can't use my electronics around you?"
"They simply won't work. I don't have the patience to edjucate you as to the why."
"Cocky Bastard"
"Maybe a little."
We obviously didn't hear my apartment door unlock and open because next we know Renderman is on the ground and Geix is standing in front of me, looking iritated and holding an umbrella... Is that my umbrella?! I truely hope she didn't break the damned thing.
"Cherry is that you?" Geix's voice sounds from the hall Renderman had been standing, well, now laying in.
"Geix?" I asked, trying not to laugh at the thing on my carpet as Geix practically tramples him running into the room. I take notice that she was dressed as she normally did accept she seemed to have left the stitch makeup on for whatever reason.
"Cherry Pie! Are you alright?!" She asked unnecisarily loud in my opinion as she bounded across the guest room.
Although it embarrasses me to say it I totally dished out some mean sisterly hugs there.Complete with releived sighs. So fucking lame. Lost some badass points on that one Cherry.
"Yeah I'm fine Geix." I said calmly, staring at Geix until the raven-haired seemed to beleive in my words. I mean really I may be a compulsive liar but Mananan mac lir damn me if I lie about shit as stupid and utterly unhelpfull as how I'm doing.
"Are you hurt? Who was that guy?" she asked, flooding me with questions seemed the thing to do today huh? Well damn. Geix seemed to notice my costume and I simply shrugged.
"I have no fuckin' clue. He said his name was Randerman or something of the sort. He was goin' on about some Proxy thing. He kept making my damn phone short out after I got your text. Thrice be damned thing stole my hard hustled cash to!" After speaking so much I became acutely aware of the pain still residing in my cheek from my fun the night before.
She picked up te umberella, wich to my releif seemed to be in a fair condition. Gods to pay if my shit gets smashed. "Are you a child to?" She called to the lump sitting on my floor. He shook his head in response "Ever met another of your own kind?" Well. That gives me a good idea of where Geix was all morning.The thing shook his head once more and Geix smirked. "Then back the hell off cause I'm a Proxy as well. You can't do anything to me." Wow. Well fuck Rendy is gunna be pissed.
Anger and frustration literally rolled off of the things aura in waves.
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