Shared by SpaceCyborg:
British are red
Continentals are blue
You stomped on our freedom
WE'RE COMIN' FO U
A farm worker greets Josef Stalin at his potato farm.
"Comrade Stalin, we have so many potatoes that, piled one on top of the other, they would reach all the way to God," the farmer excitedly tells his leader.
"But God does not exist," replies Stalin.
"Exactly," says the farmer. "Neither do the potatoes."
