I had a bird once. It's name was Enza. I opened the window and in-flu-enza.
Fact: Durig World War II, Germans driving tanks in Africa likes to amuse themselves by running over camel poop.
Bonus: The Allies found out and made bombs disguised as poop with paint and (you guessed it) poop. When the Germans realized this, the Allies them disguised their bombs as poop that had already been run over.
