Shared by Little_Moana.
Fact: In the army, if you are drilling jumping out of an air plane/helicopter your drill sargent will shout either check-can-of-pea or Check canopie If you look up at your parachutes canopie when check-can-of-pea is shouted you have to do twenty push ups.
But, once when check-can-of-pea us shouted someone pulled a can of peas out of there pocket, checked it, and said "alright, I still have no way to cook my can-of-peas Sargent!" The drill sargent hears "I still have no way to cook my canopie sargent."
Shared by chanusik2003.
When Nixon visited Moscow, he and Khrushchev ran around the Kremlin in a race. Nixon came the first. How should the media report that?The report should be as follows: in the international running competition the General Secretary of the Communist Party took the honorable second place. Mister Nixon came in second to last.
