* Epic music starts playing in the background while random floating letters enter the view *
It is a period of many bitchy customers.
Our rebel hero is taking orders, left and right, trying not to collapse from stress caused by the stupidity of his customers.
Just when he's about to go off on a ratchet hoe who looks like an extra from 8 Mile, he turns around to see a wild great white booty passing in front of him.
Like a real Jedi, our rebel hero uses the 'force of booty' to revive himself and allow him to finish the rush.
While barely making enough tips to make it rain, our rebel hero still finds himself conflicted deep within...
"I wonder if Erick is going to fire me?"...
"Am I going to be able to pay for college?"...
"Oh god, my balls are itchy...FUCK I CAN'T SCRATCH THEM!"...
However there's one thought that unexpectedly haunts more than any of the above.
One question that will test the 'the force of booty' to it's tipping point.
"HOLY SHIT, DID I LEAVE THE STOVE ON?!"
STORE WARS: THE COOK AWAKENS!
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Store Wars: The Cook Awakens
HumorA long, long shift ago, in a dirty kitchen far, far away...
