Store Wars: The Cook Awakens

Reviews for S.W. T.C.A.

"I really liked reading the dank stories in this journal and hopefully the fellow kids will also like it. Huh, almost deleted my review on 'accident'..."-Hillary Clinton

"So funny I almost died laughing, the stories were. Herh herh herh"-Yoda

"A great read with a diverse topics, but did you know that J. Cole went platinum with no features?"-The Entire J. Cole Fanbase

"We cannot confirm or deny that we have read the journal, however we also cannot confirm or deny that we are investigating the author as a potential threat either."-C.I.A

"Four score and seven years ago, I have a dream, to ask what you can do for your country and that Store Wars: The Cook Awakens is lit."-Melania Trump

"01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101"-Cicada 3301

"You're a cashier Harry."-Gandalf

"22% Fresh chicken, 88% rotten chicken."-Rotten Tomatoes

"Last time I was this early, these journal stories were still funny."-Youtube Comment Section

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"This journal is the greatest thing that has happened to America after losing our greatest symbol of leadership and hope. We shall never forget Harambe."-Rodney R.