The Otaku and the Yandere(s).

Chapter 3: Non-Anime People Just Don't Understand...

So imagine this;

You live in a world with magical girls, mechas, shenanigans, and Pokemons coexistent. Suddenly, you find you're self fighting a villain named 'Lord Potato' with the cute and lovely bunny, the ally of justice, Usa-chan Man! Well as her sidekick anyways;

So let's say that being Usa-chan Man's sidekick comes with it's perks such as getting your own identity, and your own sports car...for some odd reason. 

Now you guys are now driving to Lord Potato's big frat castle like house, but turns out it's actually a school for anime characters! And the twist? Lord Popper is actual the young hot student council president! Oh how you are shocked by this information!

Eventually you find yourself joining the student council(while avoiding a love triangle between Lord Potato, who actual named Leo, and some dude who looked a lot and acts a lot like Takumi Usui), get married to a Vocaloid(though you're only told this once and it's never mentioned again), shared cake with Honey-senpai, and playing DDR with Tomoko Kuroki.

Okay, so see this wonderful fantasy you're having? Well, I had the exact dream until I was woken up by some rude bastard.

"Hey, wake up..." I felt something poke my nose, my conscious left my wonderfully crafted dream. This made me whine and rise from the soft cushion under me. 

"Waaah?" My head was barley functioning as I sat up a bit from the surface I was currently sleeping on. "No~! Go bald Kurosaki!"

"I'm pretty sure that means she's awake..." Another voice behind the surface I slept on questions. "Though I don't know who she's talking to..." I decide that was the moment I would open my eyes to the voices, only to meet unfamiliar warm brown eyes. 

"..." There was a pause in the room, silence came from not only from me but from the two other that stood on either side of me.

A minute or so of me looking at each male, I came to the conclusion of something; "Dude...you could totally pull off a really good Takeru Totsuka cosplay...But you need to dye your hair and grow out pony tail to completely pull it off."

The brunette that sort of looked like Takeru Totsuka sighed and patted my head, "Have no idea what you're talking about, but at least you're sound alright now...not as ditsy as before."

"Hm, was I ditsy sounded before?" I questioned, before laying back down on the couch I slept on and turning my head towards the other brunette who didn't resemble any anime character. "Oh--um, by the way...Where am I?"

"You'd think that would be you're first response when waking up in an unknown place." I could almost imagine the other brunette having an anime sweatdrop by the way he looked.

"I like the fact that you aren't even questioning who we are or why you're here." Takeru Totsuka semi-lookalike chuckled, I only shrugged before stretching my arms to the air.

"Oh believe me, I've been in weirder situations like this...This doesn't phase me in the slightest."