SidePack Oneshots

hiding // miniduty

Requested by the lovely Xx-Kayana-xX , thanks (:

...

Simon

"Hey, Lachy?" I walked into the kitchen and saw my secret boyfriend sitting on our counter, "C'mon the boys are waiting."

"W-what if they find out about us? I just want to hold you and kiss you in public but I can't." Lachlan stumbled on his words while he paced the kitchen.

"It's alright, I'm good with secrets." I pecked his lips and squeezed his hand, "We won't let anyone know, if you don't want to.

"Okay." Lachlan let go of my hand and walked into living room.

"Alright, truth or dare okay with you guys?" Josh said, referring to all the Sidemen, the two Cals, and Lachlan who were sitting in a circle on the living room floor.

Yeahs' and 'yups' were heard form the boys and Josh cleared his throat. Going clockwise from Josh, I sat, with Lachlan, Harry, Calfreezy, Tobi, Jide, Ethan, Callux, and Vik following the rotation.

"Can I go first?" Harry asked Josh. Josh nodded and Harry faced Tobi, "Tobi! Truth or dare?"

"Dare, bruv." Tobi shot back.

"I dare you to put lipstick on the player across from you but you can't use your hands." Harry paused to look at who was across from Tobi, "Haha, Sorry Josh. 11 Years am I right, boys?" Harry high-fived CalFreezy and smirked at Lachlan. Who then winked at me.

Tobi groaned and stood up to get the lipstick from the old makeup challenge. Tobi grimaced as the boys laughed. I smirked at Josh and punched his shoulder.

"Pucker up, Joshy," I whispered to him.

"What do I do? I don't want to use my feet, that's disgusting. And I am definitely not using my lips." Tobi whined, looking at Vik for help. Vik rolled his eyes and whispered to Tobi. Tobi laughed asked Vik to position the lipstick between his elbows.

"Oi! You sket!" I laughed and looked at Lachlan. We shared a look and grinned. Once Tobi was finished, Josh looked mildly upset and Tobi sat back down.

"Okay! Lil' Lachy, truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"Oii!" The Cals said in harmony.

"Okay, if you had to, who would you take on a date from these lovely lads."

"Oh, c'mon! It's Vikklan for life, am I right boys?" Jide laughed at Callux's statement.

I stiffened and glanced at Lachlan.

"Hmm... Simon." Lachlan sent a discrete wink at me as the boys screamed and patted me on the back.

30 minutes later we've learned that Harry has a Daddy kink, Vik actually has star boxers, and that Ethan made out with a sub sandwich whilst sober. Callux was drizzled with mustard and mayo and was handcuffed to Vik with fuzzy purple handcuffs. Another thing we learned was that Vik owned some weird shit.

"Simon! Who would give the best cuddles here?" Calfreezy asked me. I asked Lachlan if I could answer with my eyes and he bit his lip, a sign that I could say yes.

"Alright, then." I looked around as if I was actually considering it. "Lachlan, of course." I mumbled at the end so only Lachlan could hear while the boys catcalled and chanted 'Miniduty'.

"Alright, alright boys. Jiddle! Truth or dare?"

"Truth me, biaaaaaatch"

"OTP?" I asked, not really caring.

"Oh, bruv, that's easy! It used to be Vikklan, but that is so overrated! Miniduty forever, boyyys!" Whoops and hollers came form the boys as Lachlan blushed. Dammit, Jide. He's making things difficult, I just want to cuddle with Lachlan.

"Lachlan!" JJ pointed his finger at my boyfriend's face, "Truth or dare!?" He shouted.

"Trare!" Lachlan said, playfully.

"Okay then! Who here would you date, and to answer, you have to kiss them!" Jide squealed.

Oh...no. Lachlan licked his lips and didn't dare send a look at me. He balled his fist and released.

"O-ok." Lachlan sighed and closed his eyes. He sighed before he turned to me and pecked me on the lips softly.

"Dammit, JJ," I whispered as I looked up into my Lachlan's bright blue eyes.

"Wait, what? It's real?!" JJ looked from Lachlan and me as the others followed suit.

"Hey, guys... so I'm gay," Lachlan whispered, grabbing my hand for support.

"And, we are kind of married." I held in a laugh and squeezed Lachlan's hand to tell him not to say a word.

"What?!" The boys jumped up and started screaming at each other. Then at us.

"Where are your wedding rings?! No! Wait! They can't be seen with wedding rings!"

"Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh! My best friend is married! To his best friend's best friend!"

"I can't breath! I can't deal with this! You broke my lungs, Simon!"

"Simon! Lachlan! Married! How come I'm not married?! I'm 23, I have a beard!" Haha, guess who said that one.

"Congratulations. I think! Oh my gosh! Are you still going to make videos? I can't think. My brain!"

Those were only some of the things. The two Cals were shouting together at us and at each other, their words mashed together with Vik's arm getting pulled as Callux waves his hand around.

I couldn't hold it in. I laughed out loud and stood up with Lachlan, my arm around his waist.

"W...why are you laughing?" Vik said, rubbing his head.

"We aren't married you idiots!" Lachlan laughed really loud only pausing to say, "Eh hehe yah boysss!"

"Oh, my god! You and you! And ahh!" Josh plopped down on the couch.

The other boys broke into laughter and punched us.

"Okay wait, so you're not actually dating?" Jide said, totally confused with what has happened.

"Oh no, we are dating." I pecked Lachlan's cheek and grinned at my startled, confused, and silly friends.

I love them.

But not as much as I  love my Lil' Lachy.

[Kind of edited but not really, sorry it is short. Hope you liked it Xx-Kayana-xX , I'm pretty meh at fluff.]