⇝ Bad Pick Up Lines ⇜

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Sherlock Holmes: You must be a drug dealer cause your dope.

John Watson: Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!

Mycroft Holmes: Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

Greg Lestrade: Do you work at the café? Cause I like you a latte.

James "Jim" Moriarty: Smoking is hazardous to your health... and baby, you're killing me!

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