⇝ Corny Jokes ⇜

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Sherlock Holmes: Why is the sky so unhappy? It has the blues.

John Watson: Why were you fined for reading Lord of the rings? It was written by J.R.R Toll-kien.

Mycroft Holmes: What do you get when you decorate for Christmas? Tinselitus!

Greg Lestrade: Did you hear about the man who was on trial for feeding his cows dynamite? The jury said it was A-BOMB-IN-A-BULL

James "Jim" Moriarty: What is the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? A Hippo is really heavy, but a Zippo is a little lighter!

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