⇝ Dirty Pick Up Lines ⇜

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Sherlock Holmes: You, me, handcuffs, and whipped cream: interested?

John Watson: I'm no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.

Mycroft Holmes: I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you!

Greg Lestrade: Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.

James "Jim" Moriarty: Let's play Barbie. I'll be Ken and you can be the box I come in.

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