Genocide run
Sans: *insert subject about having a remarkably unpleasant time.* *eye flashes*
Chara: WAIT WAIT SANS.
Sans: what
Chara: look, I've put up with a lot of things, okay?! Alphys beat the crap out of me and you know that I had to kill the sweetest person to me! ASGORE! I had to go through so many feels, BUT THIS?! Last run, you were just so innocent and naive. HECK, YOU WERE MY FAVORITE!! I LIKED YOU! What happened to that, huh?! Why are you even trying, anymore?! YOU JUST COULD HAVE DIED WITH UNDYNE.
Sans: ...
Sans: ... *whimpers*
Sans: ............. *hides face in scarf*
* Great job, you made him cry, you heartless jerk.
Chara: S-shut up!! I-I didn't d-do anything!! B-baka!!
Chara: Sans...
Chara: I'll stop killing.
Sans: ...really...?
Chara: yeah! *hugs him*
Sans: thank you, chara--
Gaster blaster: SURPRISE, MODERFEKER!!! *exterminates chara*
Sans: BLASTER OH MY FRUITLOOPS WHY DID YOU DO THAT
Gaster blaster: they were about to kill like asgore
Sans: NO MAN. I SAW SINCERITY IN THAT SPEECH.
Gaster blaster: oh.
Gaster blaster: whoops.
Gaster blaster: *rearranges chara's ashes to look like chara* um... there.
Gaster blaster: "howdy, I'm chara!"
YOU ARE READING
WHAT IN THE NAME OF ASGORE'S BEARD IS THAT
RandomAAAH AAAAAAH! WHAT IN THE NAME OF ASGORE'S BEARD IS THAT ASGORE'S. BEARD. HIS BEAAAARD?!?!?!? A BEARD!!!!! this my, friend is a book of nothing but ANARCHY!!! and mostly bluberi snas rambling about his misery and such