WHAT IN THE NAME OF ASGORE'S BEARD IS THAT

how to baby

*watches a cute paptyton vid and they have a child and I get to be the uncle and stuff lol cute*

*sleeps*

*wake up*

*takes bath*

*uses magic to take form of a human*

*eats breakfast to sustain human needs*

*brushes teeth because I'll be biting some predators.*

*walks off to school while texting on phone and listening to dupstepsoes.*

*talks with human friends*

*talks with monsters with the same idea of turning human magic*

*goes to class*

*solves school's unsolvable problems as if I'm a therapist*

*eats lunch with friends while reading some science fiction*

*goes back to class*

*says bye to friends*

*buys food and asks for a lot of that ketchup*

*realizes that it was sriracha sauce and runs home like I've been massacred by the math's problems*

*lays in bed drowning self in ice cream because we're out of nice cream and on wattpad*

*drinks the faygo*

BLUH

"hOnK"

...

Time skip to one second later

me: WAIT. HOW DID THE PAPYTON CHILD GET CONCIEVED

HOW DID THE BABY BECOME BABY

WHO CUT THE UMBILICAL CORD

HOW DID THE BABY BABY

OMIGAD

HOW DID THEY DO A BABY

DID THEY MEAN TO MAKE BABY

OR...

DID THEY JUST BABY DURING A DATE

HOW DID UNDYNE MAKE THIS POSSIBLE AND WHY

SO MANY QUESTIONS
BUT NOT MANY ANSWERS

AND MORE IMPORTANTLY...

*scans science book*

WHO GOT PREGNANT

DUN

DUN

DUUUUUUUN