Who's older?
Like the spoiled brat that Papyrus was, He had to pester me at work telling me he wanted a brother. (Which that should be impossible because River is gone) So like the totally cool and awesome dad I am, I created Sans. I made a mistake and you could literally shove your two hands in one of the sockets. Now he's out to make puzzles like old school, I'm here on his phone, 'Snooping'. Sneaky little me! he seems to be interested on these so called "Fandoms"... these... seem very interesting... I kind of want to roleplay and costplay like him now! Who's that human with green hair? ...I kind of want to subscribe...
Am... Am I under the influence of the fandoms?!
ARE FANDOMS A CULT OF WORSHIPPERS
Papyrus: lol more like shippers look at all that fanart
PAPYRUS GET OUT
Papyrus: no dad you get out you called me spoiled and me and sans pay tacos and spaghetti for taxes and all you do is lurk in the corner. also river is alive
Sans: *is calling from outside* PAPYRUUUUS ;-; THE HUMAN'S KOKORO WENT DOKI DOKI AGAIIIN
YOU ARE READING
WHAT IN THE NAME OF ASGORE'S BEARD IS THAT
RandomAAAH AAAAAAH! WHAT IN THE NAME OF ASGORE'S BEARD IS THAT ASGORE'S. BEARD. HIS BEAAAARD?!?!?!? A BEARD!!!!! this my, friend is a book of nothing but ANARCHY!!! and mostly bluberi snas rambling about his misery and such
