Blakey;;
GOOD MORNING!!!
How did you sleep???
Johnny, are you there?
Johnny;;
I'm sorry but your pizza can not be delivered at this time
Blakey;;
That's one of the saddest things I've ever heard
Why didn't you tell me I was getting a pizza? Is it my birthday already?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BLAKEY!
Johnny;;
I'll give you a birthday present you'll never forget
Blakey;;
Is it a trip to Disney world on a giraffe?
I've always wanted that
Johnny;;
I'm going to treat you like my big toe, bang you on all the furniture in my home
Blakey;;
I think you have some unresolved sexual tension
Johnny;;
Dinner won't be the only thing I'm eating out tonight
Blakey;;
Blakey is very confuzzled
What happened to my innocent, precious boy???
Johnny;;
waIT ARE YOU THAT GIRL JOHN TOLD ALL OF US ABOUT???
Blakey;;
it depends on how he describes me?
Johnny;;
He said you keep him up at night
And that you're energetic and quirky (maybe a little crazy)
Blakey;;
The first line sounds so sexual, I'm CRYING
But yes, that is me
I escaped the Briar Cliff asylum (I will forever love you if you get this reference)
Johnny;;
Omg, of course I DO!!!
Blakey;;
Who am I talking too?
Johnny;;
One sec, I'm fighting with John over his phone. I just elbowed him.
He agreed to take a picture with me
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Blakey;;
Is this Carlson or Bex??
And what the hell is wrong with Johnny's face?
Johnny;;
Just ignore his face, he looks like an ass...
And it's Carlson
THE QUEEN !
Blakey;;
omG OMG OMg
I loVE YOU
WILL YOU MARRY ME???
Johnny;;
That's Johnny Apple Seeds job ;)
Blakey;;
Drastic turn of events
Johnny;;
I'm back and I'm SO SORRY ABOUT CARLSON
I left my phone alone for fIVE SECONDS TO DO A SCENE AND SHE SWOOPED IN LIKE A HAWK
Also, I have no idea what you guys were talking about because she deleted the WHOLE CONVERSATION
Blakey;;
Nah, dawg, it's alright. Carlson is vv cool.
Johnny;;
What did u guys talk about???
Blakey;;
Cool people stuff
Like, you have an ass face
Johnny;;
Well, that's interesting
AGAIN SO SORRY BUT I HAVE TO GO AGAIN
I'm keeping my phone in my pocket this time
Blakey;;
Tell Carlson to TEXT ME ON Her PHONE SOMETIME. Thx
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Cheap Thrills § J. Karna
Fanfiction"Everything is blank until you draw me" •John Karna• [branch one of the "Doppelgänger" series] [i don't own Scream the series, Pretty Little Liars, or Teen Wolf, or any other shows mentioned; but I do own Blakey Rogers, as well as any other characte...
