Cheap Thrills § J. Karna

[10: private]

Johnny;;
Hi

Blakey;;
Howdy?

Why are Carlson and Willa staring at us? It's getting creepy

Johnny;;
That doesn't matter right now.
Besides, I already know why.

Okay so... How are you today?

Blakey;;
I'm gr8 I guess, it was a very nice day. The weather was great.

Johnny;;
So, what are you doing now?

Blakey;;
Texting you... As you sit right beside me on my couch, the tv is playing The Lucky One but you are staring at your phone and missing Zac Efron in all his glory

Johnny;;
This is true, yes, but I have a justifiable reason.

Which leads me to the important thing I came (practically forced to come) here to tell you

Blakey;;
Alright, I'm all ears.

Oh- wait, no I'm not. That saying freaks me out. What if there really was this giant ear-person sitting in front of you- or hiding behind the couch or corner or something? and you said THAT saying? They'd probably get offended or something, causing them to chase you around until they caught up and tackled you, drowning you with their earwax in the process.

That might be one of my biggest fears, if I'm being completely honest with you, Jon Jon.

Johnny;;
🤔🤔🤔

THAT IS NOT THE POINT... We are getting off topic in this serious discussing

Blakey;;
It hasn't even started yet, I'm just breaking the ice

Sorry, I'll be quiet until I am told to speak.

Johnny;;
Okay, so Willa and Carlson have pressured me to come here for a good cause (feelings are a good cause right?)

Blakey;;
I guess it depends what kind of feelings they are..?

Johnny;;
Anyway... Phew! Is it hot in here? Or am I just sweating for no reason?

Blakey;;
Bradley sweats a lot when he's around Cody (and in general????) , so I don't know?

Johnny;;
Well, are they not dating?

Blakey;;
Yes they are, but more people need to appreciate Brody or I will hunt them down.

Johnny;;
Ok ok, no need to bring out the violent tendencies.

Blakey;;
How rude!