Let's kill tonight
['Johnbae' has added 'Blue Bunny' to the group chat]
Blue Bunny🐰;;
why
I stg if you added me to what I think you did...
John I will legit taste your man parts.
Unknown 1;;
CARLSON!!!!
Caramel;;
ITS HAPPENING! *internal and external screaming*
Unknown 2;;
I don't know if my innocent eyes should be reading this.
Unknown 3;;
why did you almost quote him and not my amazing character?
Johnbae;;
uhm... What?
Blue Bunny🐰;;
TASE******
Ew no, to the tasting, auto correct.
Johnbae;;
I think I'm slightly offended
Blue Bunny🐰;;
suck it up, buttercup.
I h8 you for this.
Unknown 1;;
get it, sucking?
Blue Bunny🐰;;
No affection of any kind for any of you, feel the wrath of Blakey bitch.
Johnbae;;
but when I'm without your kisses, I'll be needing stitches.
Blue Bunny🐰;;
you quoted my senpai, you are not wORTHY.
Also, we've not kissed yet so, stick it.
Unknown 4;;
are you still salty because of the season two finale?
Unknown 3;;
don't worry, everything's alright because I'm still alive.
Unknown 5;;
you can lick my abs if it'll make you feel better?
Blue Bunny🐰;;
John, you have some explaining to do, who is who in this chat. I need to make rude but accurate contacts for how I feel atm.
Unknown 5;;
Santiago A Segura, or well, you can call me whatever you'd like ;););)
Johnbae;;
stop flirting with the girl I go on dates with.
Caramel;
the girl you're dating?
Unknown 1;;
say it, SAY THAT YOURE A COUPLE.
Blue Bunny🐰;;
#jokeyundetermined ??
Caramel;;
bitch.
Spicy Segura🔥;
so, if you're not dating, then I still have a chance to come and sweep you off your feet with my amazing physique and eyebrows?
Blue Bunny🐰;;
indefinitely
Johnbae;;
nO. baCK TF AWAY.
Caramel;;
I will not hesitate to bring you down with the sinking of my fcking otp, Segura.
I'm warning you.
Spicy Segura🔥;;
bite me.
Blue Bunny🐰;;
rats bite people.
Unknown 2;;
stop reminding me of my horrid death by cousin.
I didn't deserve this, I was only SLIGHTLY obsessed. I cry for me, I cry for alL OF THE ELIS IN THE WORLD, ME, A FELLOW PERSON OF THEIR CLAN.
Unknown 3;;
but Audrey is still alive and kicking. *ca chow*
Unknown 4;;
I'm alive but in jail for many accounts of murder.
Blue Bunny🐰;;
KIERAT i will find where you sleep at night.
Kierash😷;;
where are your parents, child?
Sanguine Sean😿;;
Willa and I will adopt you Blakey.
Unknown 1;;
YAS, you're my new daughter. Wise words; use protection.
Blue Bunny🐰;;
surprised Carlson doesn't have anything to say on the matter.
Omg John, can we adopt someone too.
Caramel;; I already have a daughter (my lovely cat).
Bumble Bex🐝;;
TBH Carlson, you're cats a bitch.
Johnbae;;
whatever keeps me alive, Blakey.
Who is our new son/daughter?
Blue Bunny🐰;;
definitely boo-bear Johnston
He's such a smol, OMG
Spicy Segura🔥;;
damn, you're feelings go 0-100 real quick.
Blue Bunny🐰;;
I may or may not be on a caffeine high rn... Only half certain what I'm writing (it's pretty much like I'm a hyper drunk).
I just chipped my tooth (it's also like tilted inwards toward my throat¿), the side of my head off of the kitchen counter because Bradley pushed me, and then face planted the floor.
Johnbae;;
ARE YOU OKAY?!
Blue Bunny🐰;;
TF no, I'm bleeding all over my brand new Twenty-One Pilots shirt.
Sanguine Sean😿;;
your mother and I will come to pick you up.
Wonky Walnut🌰;;
how do you feel?
Blue bunny🐰;;
idk. Dizzy, tired.
Give me a sec, I just hurled on the kitchen floor. You know, we should really get a maid.
Bumble Bex🐝;;
about ninety percent sure she has a concussion.
She'll be fine.
Johnbae;;
two different kinds of people^^^
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Fanfiction"Everything is blank until you draw me" •John Karna• [branch one of the "Doppelgänger" series] [i don't own Scream the series, Pretty Little Liars, or Teen Wolf, or any other shows mentioned; but I do own Blakey Rogers, as well as any other characte...
