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[Lets Kill Tonight]

Vroom Vroom Car;;
John, you have to come. HAVE TO!

Johnny;;
why?
Where?
What the hell is this?

Willy Whale;;
to the darKSIDE!1!1!1!!!!

No, I'm kidding.

Vroom Vroom Car;;
but seriously, come here or my cat will scratch your eyes out

Johnny;;
savage

Willy Whale;;
come to Blakey's house
pleASE

Johnny;;
wow, not stalkerish at all- I don't know where she lives guys...

Willy Whale;;
I ASKED NICELY

Vroom Vroom Car;;
use gps

Johnny;;
yes, cause it's just THAT easy
Ok ok I'll look

Willy Whale;;
we're peer pressuring you into doing this because we don't want you to sink

Vroom Vroom Car;;
you're a ship that is starting to sail and we're trying to speed you up because you're as slow as a ninety year old man

Willy Whale;;
slower

Johnny;;
I just asked Bradley and he gave me the address, hapPY NOW?

Willy Whale;;
ok ok you have to have a plan, in the movies the guy always has a plan

Vroom Vroom Car;;
I'll start; first you are going to drive to Blakey's house. Second, you will knock, because if you're rude I'll make you try AGAIN. Third, Blakey will let you enter and ask you to come to the living room.

Willy Whale;;
Four, we will leave you to alone and watch from the dining room like birdwatchers. Five, you will talk an be a nice, perfect gentleman. Six, you will mutter sow thing under your breath and she'll lean forward an ask you to repeat.

Johnny;;
I think I know where this is going...

Vroom Vroom Car;;
seven, you will kiss her. Last, you will live happily every after.

Johnny;;
you guys really thought this out, didn't you?

Willy Whale;;
duh, isn't it obvious?

Vroom Vroom Car;;
also, I'll be the one answering the door hehehehehehe

But Blakey will be right behind me

Willy Whale;;
the keywords are "Blakey is my future wife"

Johnny;;
I'm not saying that

Vroom Vroom Car;;
then admit it

Johnny;;
that I'm going to marry her?

Willy Whale;;
no

Vroom Vroom Car;;
your feelings

Willy Whale;;
say the three words

The "L" word

Johnny;;
I hate Lemurs

Vroom Vroom Car;;
wtf no, you idiotic bush, the other "L" word

Johnny;;
Lamps are nice

Willy Whale;;
juST SAY YOU LOVE HER BEFORE I STAB YOU

Johnny;;
oh- sorry, I got a place to drive to, brb

Vroom Vroom Car;;
say it

Willy Whale;;
saY IT

Vroom Vroom Car;;
NOW

Sean's Armadillo;;
Please just do it John, please.

S for Salty;;
You guys are making my phone all laggy

Willy Whale;;
Stfu Santiago

Vroom vroom car;;
Don't be so weak Sean

Sean's Armadillo;;
I am NOT weak

A for Effort;;
Don't lie to us Sean

Sean's Armadillo;;
r00d

Johnny;;
fine, guys just please shut the hell up... Everyone likes Blakey

Blakey likes Blakey

I like BLAKEY

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