[Lets Kill Tonight]
Vroom Vroom Car;;
John, you have to come. HAVE TO!Johnny;;
why?
Where?
What the hell is this?Willy Whale;;
to the darKSIDE!1!1!1!!!!No, I'm kidding.
Vroom Vroom Car;;
but seriously, come here or my cat will scratch your eyes outJohnny;;
savageWilly Whale;;
come to Blakey's house
pleASEJohnny;;
wow, not stalkerish at all- I don't know where she lives guys...Willy Whale;;
I ASKED NICELYVroom Vroom Car;;
use gpsJohnny;;
yes, cause it's just THAT easy
Ok ok I'll lookWilly Whale;;
we're peer pressuring you into doing this because we don't want you to sinkVroom Vroom Car;;
you're a ship that is starting to sail and we're trying to speed you up because you're as slow as a ninety year old manWilly Whale;;
slowerJohnny;;
I just asked Bradley and he gave me the address, hapPY NOW?Willy Whale;;
ok ok you have to have a plan, in the movies the guy always has a planVroom Vroom Car;;
I'll start; first you are going to drive to Blakey's house. Second, you will knock, because if you're rude I'll make you try AGAIN. Third, Blakey will let you enter and ask you to come to the living room.Willy Whale;;
Four, we will leave you to alone and watch from the dining room like birdwatchers. Five, you will talk an be a nice, perfect gentleman. Six, you will mutter sow thing under your breath and she'll lean forward an ask you to repeat.Johnny;;
I think I know where this is going...Vroom Vroom Car;;
seven, you will kiss her. Last, you will live happily every after.Johnny;;
you guys really thought this out, didn't you?Willy Whale;;
duh, isn't it obvious?Vroom Vroom Car;;
also, I'll be the one answering the door heheheheheheBut Blakey will be right behind me
Willy Whale;;
the keywords are "Blakey is my future wife"Johnny;;
I'm not saying thatVroom Vroom Car;;
then admit itJohnny;;
that I'm going to marry her?Willy Whale;;
noVroom Vroom Car;;
your feelingsWilly Whale;;
say the three wordsThe "L" word
Johnny;;
I hate LemursVroom Vroom Car;;
wtf no, you idiotic bush, the other "L" wordJohnny;;
Lamps are niceWilly Whale;;
juST SAY YOU LOVE HER BEFORE I STAB YOUJohnny;;
oh- sorry, I got a place to drive to, brbVroom Vroom Car;;
say itWilly Whale;;
saY ITVroom Vroom Car;;
NOWSean's Armadillo;;
Please just do it John, please.S for Salty;;
You guys are making my phone all laggyWilly Whale;;
Stfu SantiagoVroom vroom car;;
Don't be so weak SeanSean's Armadillo;;
I am NOT weakA for Effort;;
Don't lie to us SeanSean's Armadillo;;
r00dJohnny;;
fine, guys just please shut the hell up... Everyone likes BlakeyBlakey likes Blakey
I like BLAKEY
YOU ARE READING
Cheap Thrills § J. Karna
Fanfiction"Everything is blank until you draw me" •John Karna• [branch one of the "Doppelgänger" series] [i don't own Scream the series, Pretty Little Liars, or Teen Wolf, or any other shows mentioned; but I do own Blakey Rogers, as well as any other characte...