Relatable shit and rants

Tired of friends

Okay, if you know my in real life, you know I don't show much emotions (except for a couple people I can act as if I got drunk off the weed and got high off the alcohol)
I always walk around with a serious or bored look in my face. But you obviously know I also have problems and emotions.

Throughout the years I'm usually only treated like a fucking robot, one that you tell all your thoughts and problems to; only someone that can listen. I'm fucking tired of it. All my friends come at me with a fucking problem like "Hey, I finally told this girl I like her after my class and that we should go out for dinner blahblahblahblahX's10000" I'll just agree and agree and tell them what i think. Then I start talking about a real problem, and they literally just fucking rush over it or never even want to listen! Like I always listen to my friends shit and it's fucking hell that I try to share my problems and I then get cut off only to be flooded with their life's story!

Like, FUCKING LISTEN For ONCE!!!  IM FUCKING TIRED OF IT!!! ITS FRUSTRATING THAT YOU ONLY RESPOND TO MY VENTING BY SAYING "oh cool. Well anyways i blablahblahimatotalfucknut"
AUGH THATS THE REASON I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE FRIENDS CAN BE USELESS IM BETTER OFF ALONE!!! I'll tell you what happened recently with this guy friend. I'll call him Chad. I'm doing copy and paste. So it's the exact text.
Bold:him
Italic: me

Yeah I asked a girl on a date...sorta. Kinda sorta idk if it's an actually romantic date or idk....yeet
Oh cool! Go on?
Yeah. She's hella cute also. Today we were partners and while she was signing to me she kept on smiling at me and sorta giggling a bit. It was right after class! I'm so happy! I'm finally over (girl) and I feel better now that I'm seeing other chicks!
That is very. Very. Cute Chad.  :')
Ok. Hey well I'm like tired as shit so I'm gonna sleep. Goodnight my child
No hold bitch I'm gonna vent now.
What?
You ain't getting away with your cute little love story. I never get to talk about myself.
So your gonna ruin my good mood? Is that what your saying?
No, I'm just saying I want to get a chance to vent on myself too. I was feeling really confident on talking to the guy I like at my friend's birthday party! I looked really good too like hot damn, haha. Like making actual conversation with him! I felt confident.  But I wasn't able to go to the party. :/
Wow cool.
Yeah I'm determined to make him my friend!
Cool
So I came to conclusion I'm the only one that's not good friends with him in my section. (Band) so I figured that leaves me out and made it obvious I have a thing for him. So I'm like, I'm gonna do it I have nothing to loose. Remember my friend that lost her virginity?
Yeah
She was the one that talked some sense to me. :)
Did she tell you to fuck him?
Keep it PG buddy. >\\\\< I would never.
Am I free to go?
Whatever. I can't stop you from sleeping. Bye.

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THIS ISNT EVEN THE WORST OF MY ENCOUNTERS. I tried talking to people and they just blew me off and talked about themselves.