The Business Man and The Redundant : OsoChoro

Chapter 3

The Next Morning

"O-Osomatsu!?! Why are you in my bed?" I jumped out of my bed, stumbling back. Osomatsu sat up and rubbed his eyes.

"What was that? I just.. woke up."

"What are you doing in my bed?"

"Sleeping."

"No shit, sherlock. I told you to sleep on the couch!"

"No thanks." He ended the conversation by laying back down, facing away from me. I grabbed the sheets and yanked them off. I wasn't expecting the sight.

"Why.. why are you in you underwear?"

"Because it's hot." I let out a frustrated sigh and left the room. Unfortunately, I don't have work today so i'm basically stuck with Osomatsu for the whole day. I walked over to the coffee machine and got a drink. Soon my brother finally walked into the kitchen where I was and started stretching.

"So, what are we doing today?"

"I don't know." I took a sip from my coffee.

"How come the streets are overpopulated with motorcycles?"

"Because it's Thunder in the Valley."

"..the hell is that?"

"It's some kind of motorcycle rally."

"Ooo~ lets go."

"Haha, no."

"Aw come one Choro~" He starts walking towards me, I step away from him and backed into a counter.

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Pretty please?"

"Nope."

"I'll give you money."

"Still not agreeing."

"How about a handy?"

"um... Excuse me?!"

"You know.. I take my hand and put it-"

"I KNOW WHAT IT IS, DUMBASS! And no."

I turned away, trying to hide the blush that is spreading quickly along my face. We remained silent for a few minutes.

"Ugh, fine. We'll go."

"Really?!"

"Sure and no, you're not going to do anything to me, you sick pervert."

"Sweet! I can't wait to go!"

"Also, put some pants on. It's making this conversation way more awkward then it needs to be."

"You're not mom."

"Yeah, but I can kick you out." That made him shut up. He walked straight to the bedroom to get changed.

"Hmm, maybe I should start threatening to kick him out, that'll get him to do things." I said to myself and sat down my cup. I took notice of Osomatsu's suitcase still in the middle in the living room.

"Hey, your clothes are out here. What the hell are you doing in the bedroom?" Osomatsu walks back and grabs the suitcase.

"Soo.. you said that I am going to give you the han-"

"NO"

"You know you'll like it."

"GET OUT."

"I'm getting kicked out? But I'm still in my underwear."

"No you're not getting kicked out. Now get changed before I make up my mind."

"Okay. You didn't deny that you liked it."

"I'm starting to change my mind!"

"Uhh nevermind." And finally, Osomatsu exited the room with the suitcase.