The Business Man and The Redundant : OsoChoro

Chapter 4

After a long day of visiting that stupid motorcycle rally, I return home and lay onto the couch, groaning in the process. Osomatsu, being the idiot he is, thought it was a good idea to get drunk and pick a fight with a biker. I tried breaking them up but that resulted in me getting at least twenty different black and blue marks. As I watch Osomatsu stumble into the room, I threw a few swear words at him to let him know how pissed I am at the moment. He ignores them and joins me onto the couch, throwing his arm over my shoulder, I quickly move away from him.

"What are you doing?!" I scream at Osomatsu, getting off the couch in the progress. Osomatsu starts laughing, rubbing his nose.

"Ayeee choroomatsu~" he hiccups, "You lookin cuute~" My eyes bulge at his statement and I hear my words stuttering.

"W-What?!?! Just go to sleep already!"

"With you." He sends a wink. I make a face of disgust, I'm not able to tell if my face is red from blushing or from being angry. I run to my room and slam it shut, making sure to lock the door. I hear Osomatsu pounding on the other side of the door. His voice slurring, I can smell the reek of alcohol coming from the other side.

"Come on Chorooo~ just one round!"

"GO AWAY." I change my clothes and climb into my bed, trying to block out the sound of Osomatsu's desperate cries.
Eventually, I can hear him snore and I quickly assume that he's passed out. That gives me the chance to fall asleep myself, I hope he doesn't wake up and manage to get in the room and do something to my body while I'm sleeping.

I woke up to two sounds, one being the birds constant chirping, two being Osomatsu's dumb voice screaming in my ear.

"WHERE THE MEDICINE." I flailed my arms around, I wasn't expecting the sudden noise.

"How did you get in here!?!?"

"The window, and where is the medicine? I have a hardcore hangover." I gawk at Osomatsu for a view seconds and turn my head towards the open window. I sigh and rub my head, what did he do to me?

"The medicine is in the cabinet above the bathroom sink."

"Sweet!!" I watch Osomatsu bolt out of the room, hoping that he slips in the process. I climb out of bed and stretch my arms, I'm have to go to the nearest appliance store to pick up some power cords for some useless side job I'm doing. My boss is making me rebuild his kitchen for only $200, I tried declining the offer since it was too low but being the stubborn man he is, I have no other choice.

"Hey Fappy! Did you see me kick that guys ass yesterday?" I hear Osomatsu yell from the hall.

"I think you should reverse that, you're the one who got beaten to a pulp and cried for hours."

"..nah! That didn't happen!" I roll my eyes and head to the kitchen, doing my usual routine of pouring coffee and listen to Osomatsu be a complete dumb ass. Well that last part is new but before it was me checking the Internet to see when Nya-Chan is visiting the state on her world tour. I promised myself that I will go, I never got to see her since I moved. I let out a scoff as my older brother enters the room with a icepack on his head.

"What we doing today?"

"You're going to look for a job."

"No way! I'm fine being a NEET!"

"You're gonna have to grow up some day Osomatsu nii-san, you seem to be the only one in the family who hasn't." I walk over to the computer not caring about his reaction.
I don't know what my other brothers are doing with their lives but I'm assuming it's good. Oso did say that they started moving out after I left. Hopefully they all managed to get jobs and find a suitable home.

I look at my slight reflection in the computer screen and I quickly take notice to something on my face. I sprint to the bathroom and I stare in the mirror. Of course. He found the sharpie in the desk drawer are used it to his advantage, writing some obscene drawings onto my face. I feel my eye twitching crazily and I stomp out of the room, getting ready to give Osomatsu a piece of my mind.

Woah another authors note! I hope you're all enjoying the story so far, I had a lot of fun while writing this. And yeah, I've been to motorcycle rallies before.. It's pretty scary. All you see are people doing donuts in the road and fighting in roads, oh and they also have a petting zoo that you can visit and get spat on by the goats. They also sell food but they charge you a lot and always end up ripping you off in the end. Well anyways, hope you enjoy and I'll see you next chapter!