Theodore: Hey everybody! We missed you guys a lot.
Jeanette: But no worries, we're here and ready to answer your questions.
Brittany: This next question was sent in by Jeanette_Miller who, for the record, sends in some really great questions.
Theodore: Yeah, thank you Jeanette_Miller!
Brittany: Simon, this question's for you.
Simon: Oh, ok, ask away!
Brittany: It's a 'Kiss, Marry, Kill' question, you know how those work right, Simon?
Simon: Yes, I believe so, who are the three girls?
Alvin: (peers over the laptop and reads the question) Who do you think the three girls are, Simon? Obviously it's the Chipettes.
Simon: (blushes) Oh, alright then. This is going to be difficult to answer, due to the fact that all three of them are here, in the room, with me.
Alvin: While we're young, Simon!
Simon: Ok, ok! Is it too much trouble to ask if the girls leave the room?
Brittany: Yes.
Jeanette: Brittany!
Brittany: What? I'm comfortable right here.
Jeanette: It's ok, Simon, we'll leave. (hops down from the desk. Her two sisters follow her and they shut the door behind them.)
Simon: Well, I'll start off with the kill. Just so everyone knows, I would never kill anyone, ever, it's such an evil criminal act. I would never want to kill any of the Chipettes, but since that's the only other option, I would have to kill, Brittany.
Alvin: You'd kill Brittany?!
Simon: Only because that's the other option! You know I don't actually hate her!
Alvin: (rolls eyes) Whatever.
Simon: I would kiss Eleanor.
Alvin: Really?
Simon: Alvin, I don't need your commentary. It's the only other option.
Theodore: So you would marry Jeanette?
Simon: (looking down shyly) To answer this particular question, yes.
Alvin: What's that I hear? Wedding Bells?
Simon: Alvin...
Alvin: I can practically see the Honeymoon suite from here! (laughing hysterically)
Simon: Alvin!
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