Eleanor: Hey everyone! Here's another question from UnicornMermaidXOXO1 who asks us this: would we rather stay chipmunks or turn human?
Jeanette: This is actually a really good question.
Simon: I concur, one of the best we've gotten in this series.
Brittany: I almost don't know how to answer...
Jeanette: Well, we've been chipmunks our whole lives, it'd be a bit of an adjustment.
Alvin: Being human sounds AWESOME.
Simon: Alvin, Alvin, let's think this through, just a little.
Alvin: But there are so many things chipmunks can do than humans can't, so many perks that we wouldn't have if we were human.
Eleanor: Yeah, yeah, that's what I was thinking. It'd be totally different than anything we're used to.
Theodore: Everything would be normal sized, it wouldn't be giant.
Simon: Right. Things wouldn't be as intimidating or life threatening.
Brittany: I could shop anywhere i wanted, and not have to worry about getting my clothes made for me from all these different places.
Theodore: Id be tall enough to open the fridge!
Eleanor: We could go on carnival rides and not have to worry about being too small. We could drive real, actual cars!
Alvin: I can see it now, driving in the streets, instead of the sidewalks. Picking up girls because hey, it wouldn't be one of those awkward mixed-species relationships. It'd be perfect.
Simon: Except for one tiny problem.
Jeanette: What's that?
Simon: Well, what's one of the things that we are most famous for?
Brittany: Our overwhelmingly irresistible faces?
Simon: (glares)
Theodore: Our singing?
Simon: Thank you, Theodore.
Eleanor: Yeah, and if we were human....
Simon: We'd just be normal people who sing, there's plenty of talented people like that out there. But guys, our sound is what makes us unique.
Alvin: That chipmunk sound.
Brittany: We'd lose that if we turned human.
Simon: As great as it would be to live in and experience this world as humans, being chipmunks is just fine. It's our title, it's how people recognize us.
Theodore: It makes us special.
Jeanette: To answer your question, we would rather stay chipmunks-
Alvin: No matter how many pretty human girls are out there.
Brittany: (elbows Alvin, hard.)
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