Episode 43: Chipmunk or Human?

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Eleanor: Hey everyone! Here's another question from UnicornMermaidXOXO1 who asks us this: would we rather stay chipmunks or turn human?

Jeanette: This is actually a really good question.

Simon: I concur, one of the best we've gotten in this series.

Brittany: I almost don't know how to answer...

Jeanette: Well, we've been chipmunks our whole lives, it'd be a bit of an adjustment.

Alvin: Being human sounds AWESOME.

Simon: Alvin, Alvin, let's think this through, just a little.

Alvin: But there are so many things chipmunks can do than humans can't, so many perks that we wouldn't have if we were human.

Eleanor: Yeah, yeah, that's what I was thinking. It'd be totally different than anything we're used to.

Theodore: Everything would be normal sized, it wouldn't be giant.

Simon: Right. Things wouldn't be as intimidating or life threatening.

Brittany: I could shop anywhere i wanted, and not have to worry about getting my clothes made for me from all these different places.

Theodore: Id be tall enough to open the fridge!

Eleanor: We could go on carnival rides and not have to worry about being too small. We could drive real, actual cars!

Alvin: I can see it now, driving in the streets, instead of the sidewalks. Picking up girls because hey, it wouldn't be one of those awkward mixed-species relationships. It'd be perfect.

Simon: Except for one tiny problem.

Jeanette: What's that?

Simon: Well, what's one of the things that we are most famous for?

Brittany: Our overwhelmingly irresistible faces?

Simon: (glares)

Theodore: Our singing?

Simon: Thank you, Theodore.

Eleanor: Yeah, and if we were human....

Simon: We'd just be normal people who sing, there's plenty of talented people like that out there. But guys, our sound is what makes us unique.

Alvin: That chipmunk sound.

Brittany: We'd lose that if we turned human.

Simon: As great as it would be to live in and experience this world as humans, being chipmunks is just fine. It's our title, it's how people recognize us.

Theodore: It makes us special.

Jeanette: To answer your question, we would rather stay chipmunks-

Alvin: No matter how many pretty human girls are out there.

Brittany: (elbows Alvin, hard.)

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