I am so disappointed in you America. How can you let a stupid fuck face like Trump even run to be our president? It's total bullshit I swear.
His campaign "Make America Great Again" is so fake. First of all, how can he say AGAIN, does he want to go back to the time when homosexuals were put in mental hospitals for liking the same sex? Does he want to go back to when all blacks were slaves, and had literally no rights? Does he want to go back to when if you dated someone who wasn't the same race as you, you were crazy? To make America "great" again it would have had to be great first, but from our history we have always been a really shitty country.
Donald Trump however, wants to set our country back to being racist, homophobic, and sexist. But since the majority of Americans are stupid humans who will follow blindly behind any man wearing a toupee we are ignoring all of these fucking signs.
Trump says he's "Friends with the blacks." But he has kicked out so many African American people from his rallies because he's fucking RACIST.
He has made fun of a well known reporter (He said she must be on her period.) Because she asked a question he didn't like.
Fucking Donald has said that he would fuck his own daughter if she wasn't related. HOW IN ANY WAY IS THAT OKAY? That would be like me saying "If my dog was a human I'd let him do sexual things to me." He is still imaging his daughter in a sexual way which should be against the law. (I'm not sure if it is so I apologize.)
But no, the majority dumb fuckers who are following Donald Trump will still ignore all of this proof, and follow what he's saying because the majority agrees.
Im done with this shit. Our country is going to hell. And with all of that being said, here are some Donald Trump puns.
If Donald Trump gets elected, there'll be hell toupee
Teddy Roosevelt spoke softly and carried a big stick; Donald Trump speaks loudly and carries a big shtick.
The Donald trumpets that the news is "all Trump, all the time." That's true, but only because catastrophes invariably dominate the headlines.
Donald Trump piñatas are a "hit" in Mexico.
He's gonna make America grapes again!
Americans have been mishearing The Donald: what he actually said is that he will make America grate again, after which many of them will migrate again.
I'm not going to name any names, but let's just say, I want to do jokes on Donald Trump so badly, and I have no venue. So right now, I'm just dry Trumping.
Trump has Republicans Whig-ing out.
Sorry for my language, I'm just fucking pissed, thanks for reading...
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