Funny Stories

First Story

There were 3 travelers passing through the jungle.
As they went they deeper, A bunch of Cannibals saw them and chased after then

They ran and ran but finally they were caught. The Leader of the cannibals was bored and tried to have a game with them

"I want you to go to the forest and choose a fruit and find 10 of them"

The 3 went to the deeper parts of the forest

The first one found 10 apples
The second one found 10 bananas

The two waited for the third one but was taking too long so they decided to leave him

As the two arrived bringing the fruits. The Leader of the Cannibals said to them
"I want you to put those in your butthole and you mustn't cry or feel any emotions at all and we shall set you free"

The first tried to put the apples but the instant he put it in, Tears immediately come from his and eyes. The leader noticed this and said

"Since you have cried you have failed"

The Leader ordered his men to tie the guy. It was the second one's turn, He tried to put it in and he was now on the last banana, But he looked at the right and suddenly laughed.
The leader notice it and ordered his men to tie him up

While the both of them were being tied up, The first one asked the second one why he laughed.
The second one replied
" I just saw the third traveler coming here bringing 10 PINEAPPLES"

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