The Homo Verian Reports

Bittermelon and Candy

A sort of short one today. Still nobody has commented ;-;. I feel like people are opening it, finding it weird, and immediately closing it. Anyway, comment if you are reading it :D I'll shut up now.

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January 3
I am very on edge, and cringe at every sound. I ate an apple that I found on a nearby tree. It wasn't ripe yet, but it was better than potato bugs. It's freezing here. I want a thermometer.

(Night time)
The moon is very brite tonight, so I can write. I jest eat my orang. It was very sweat and juicy. It's vry cold rite now, so I dig a shelter in the sno tomorrow. I am rel dizzy, I fel lik I has potato bug in brain, I now thirsty eat sno on flor. Mayba hypotema....

January 4
    Todai somebody find me frozz in sno. I warm. I sheep. I eat. I breath.

January 7
Wow. My grammar was so bad in those past days. The person who rescued me was named Alex. I think she hates me though. Oh well, she sucks at cooking, but it's much better than alphabet soup (unless it's from the guard). Alex likes science, math, and things like that. I shudder when I think of the academic books on that shelf. I also found a book called Ruby. It describes Ruby's and her species. I just need one more book to find until I collect the entire series of Homo Verian and friends. They give me valuable information on my hunters. Alex cooked wild and white rice today, although they are a bit blackened on the edges. She dumped candy and winter melon on top, so I somehow doubt she got a cooking degree. After dinner, Alex (she claimed to be a doctor) gave me a check up and said my case of hypothermia was going down, but I would have a cold for quite a while. I like it here. It is nice and cozy. Her cat, named Emmet, occasionally springs onto my lap, purring.

January 8
    I practice my karate everyday.

January 9
    Today Alex brought Carls Jr. because she said she was too busy. (She just stays home reading about psychology) It was scrumptious. Oh! I saw someone peering through the window. But, I think I may have been hallucinating.

January 10
    The mystery man. I thought I saw him at the window today again. I showed Alex both of the anagrams, and she laughed in my face. She said they were obviously, " Go homo verian" for the first one, and the second one was "Chongol is great."

January 11
    Ugh. I got caught, and am back in A doll ia's office.

January 12
    The mystery man was Chongol. When Alex went out to by In-n-Out, Chongol somehow opened the window from the outside and forced me to write a note saying:
    Dear Alex,
    I will now leave, so I will not be a burden. Thank you for your hospitality.
                                            Signed,
                                                                                    Moi
Then she tied me up, and tossed me into the van, where the Ruby intercepted me. She tried to pat my head, but she couldn't reach it. I smiled at her, and patted her's. The cell sucks.

January 13
    My third time in this cell. The One almost as short as Ruby made me a cupcake that said "Kunai." What's a kunai? The one almost as short as Ruby is weird. He talks about kunais, Kiritos, and things like that.