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November 15
I have escaped. I'll give details tomorrow, so tired...
November 16
I know the homo verian is still after me.
November 17
Today the homo verian almost caught me. When I was sleeping, the homo verian and her crew quietly approached the tree I was in. But the homo verian's new minion, A doll ia, stepped on a crackling branch and I woke up. The A doll ia smiled at me to try to lure me down, but I ran away from the hideous smile.
November 18
Today I found a safe house! The kind owner, named Adalia, (She told me to call her Grassfur) gave me an In-n-Out hamburger, and invited me to stay over. I accepted her generous offer. She also gave a a new shirt, as my old one was very ripped. Adalia's name sounds a lot like A doll ia, but people can have similar sounding names.
November 19
I am haunted by A doll ia's smile. When I close my eyes I see it. When I sleep, it haunts my nightmares. Also, I am a bit bothered by Adalia's habits. She eats a drastic amount of cheese snacks. When she thinks I am asleep, she calls someone that sounds suspiciously like the homo verian. But why would a supporter of the homo verian help me? Also, I can barely pick out the voice of the receiver of the call, so I'm pretty sure I'm mistaken.
November 20
Today I thought I recognized Adalia from somewhere else. Huh. Life is nice at Adalia's house, and the thought of leaving makes me sad. But Adalia has displayed more weird behaviors, and she gets more excited during her phone calls...The smile of A doll ia still haunts me.
November 21
Adalia is getting extremely odd. She has begun to eat massive amounts of hot Cheetos and cheese puffs. Her phone calls are longer and contain evil cackling. Suddenly I realized today why I have been haunted by the A doll ia's smile...because it was ADALIA'S!!!!!! Does she know I have realized? I must hide. No...she is getting a water bottle-HELP!
November 22
I am locked in A doll ia's closet...I can hear the sound of Vocaloid outside... My head hurts form the water bottle being whacked on my head...I see the faint outline of a bamboo stick next to m-
November 23
I cannot believe I have been betrayed by Adalia... or should I say A doll ia. She was so kind. Today "Adalia" shoved me into the car, and drove me somewhere. I am still in the car, writing by the faint glow of light that shines through the window. My feet are chained. Uh-oh! I hear footsteps coming closer, closer, closer...
November 24
Well. I am trapped in my old cell at the homo verian's office. How ironic. My plans for escape are still decorating the walls. I remember saying "I have laced the walls with my plan, so the next person in the cell can escape." (That was a direct quote.)
November 25
Exactly one month until Christmas. The guard has come back. (The one who baked me a cake.)
November 26
Potato bugs taste even worse than before.
November 27
More ruler-like alphabetical soup; at least it's better than potato bugs.
November 29
The guard forgot to give me water.
November 30
I mustn't give up hope. I will try to escape once again...someday. But, they have not crushed my will!
December 1
I complained that I hadn't had much water, (the soup had some liquid so I hadn't dehydrated) right when the Ruby was walking by, and I saw a nasty glint enter her eye...uh oh. What have I done?
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