The Homo Verian Reports

Donut Delite

January 22
    When I woke up, I saw the Homo Verian rifling through the things on her desk, looking for the book. Then, it occurred to her that I might have seen the thief. I said, "Sorry, I didn't see anyone take your book." Then I got an idea! "Actually, I did see the silhouette of someone really short..." The homo Verian stormed out, yelling for Ruby. (She wouldn't ask the guard because he had to guard outside the door now, and Chongol, A doll ia, and Ruby go in and out all the time) I thought it was weird the Homo Verian and the ally met in A doll ia's office. I can hear the Homo Verian shouting at Ruby right now.

January 23
    Ruby is protesting her innocence. The Homo Verian brought more alphabet soup, and I am so relieved. The One almost as short as Ruby now cooks meals. He can make anything taste good. He gave me a water bottle and said he would give me one per week. I have to make it last. I might be able to use the water bottle for getting out of here. This time, my plan will be more elaborate.

January 24
    The Homo Verian said tomorrow everyone will go to the woods again, so A doll ia needed to clean her car. She asked the Homo Verian for a $5 bill for a car wash, and got smacked on the head with the-state-of-the-art lead water bottle. (ouch) She gave everyone jobs.
Chongol: Driver
Homo Verian: Boss
One almost as short as Ruby: Lunch maker/packer
Ruby: Making sure I don't escape
Me: Map watching (but tied down)
A doll ia: Entertainment for Boss
I think I know what the Homo Verian will do.

January 25 (in the car)
    I'm in the car right now. The problem is that A doll ia is sitting in the shotgun seat and her entertainment is playing Vocaloid and singing off-key with it. It's playing at full blast, and Chongol the Driver can't hear my instructions to turn left or right. We currently are heading to Donut Delite. (Shhh....) The scents of their lunches are wafting towards me, and it smells amazing. But the food is crashing back and forth, and that might ruin them. Ruby fell asleep, and is doing a "great" job making sure I don't escape. The "boss" is whacking everyone when she feels like it.

January 25 (At the parking lot)
    Finally, we arrived at a piece of human civilization! (A parking lot) The Homo Verian is mad at me for leading us to the wrong place, but I told her it was the music from A doll ia. Ruby, glad for a chance of revenge from being called "midget" numerable times, said that she barely heard because of the music, directions from me. After, everyone went into Donut Delite, and bought a donut for themselves. They said I was probably the best driver, so I'm going to drive back after we eat the One almost as short as Ruby's lunches. Obviously, I just am going to drive to my house and bring them to a Homo Verian deposit place. I'll need to check where the nearest one is to my house.

January 25 (After driving)
    When I was driving everyone fell asleep because they were exhausted (or they passed out from my driving skills, I'm a bit rusty) That was good. But, the Homo Verian, who was snoring loudly, sat on the left side. This meant that whenever I tried to turn right, I'd turn left. And if I turned left, I would spin and turn right. I was really hard to drive and I needed to concentrate. So, I didn't notice I was driving back to the HQ because I was listening to the GPS. I blew it. Right now, I'm pretending to sleep as the Homo Verian just polished her lead water bottle and is itching to use it on someone.

January 26
    Nothing's happening that's notable. I eat potato bugs, and already am halfway through my water bottle. Boo, shame.

January 27
    Practicing karate.