Sext You • book one (complete)

Drunken Sailor

"And I wanna bad bitch!" Dean shouted to the mountain tops, then practically fainted as Roman and I each helped hold him up while Randy and Renee walked surrounded us to make sure that there weren't any paparazzi or fans around.

"I definitely think those last 4 drinks did it for him." Renee said as she stumbled slightly and I sighed. Dean and Renee had played a game to see who could get wasted first... Bad idea.

"We really shouldn't have let you two do that." Roman said while shaking his head as we entered into the hotel, "It's a pain waking Dean up in the mornings, but now he's going to have a hangover from hell... Good thing he's all yours tonight Seth."

"Oh ha ha." I say while rolling my eyes, "You get to sleep with Orton and his snoring is... Lovely."

"Shut it Rollins." Randy replied while rolling his eyes in a playful manner.

"And where does Renee get to sleep?" Renee said, "All by her self. Finally! One of you better come wake me up in the morning though. Because I'll end up turning my alarm off by 'accident'."

"I'll do it." Roman said as he pressed the button 'up' button on the elevator.

"Ho my god where are we?" Dean asked, suddenly snapping awake as we helped him onto the elevator.

"You're in a elevator Dean." I say to him as Renee pressed our floor button.

"Oh shit." He mumbled, "How'd I get on here?"

"We carried you on here." Roman said to him with a laugh.

"Roman?" Dean slurred, "Where have you been all my liffffee."

"Right here?" Roman said but it sounded like more of a question.

"Am I rooming with you?" Dean asked, "Or am I rooming with Alfonzo?"

"Who?" I asked and Renee just laughed.

"It's a inside joke." Renee explained, "No, Dean your rooming with Seth tonight."

"Seth?" Dean slurred again then started laughing to the point where he almost feel and would have if Roman and I wouldn't have held him up, "Oh I'm gonna get so fucked toniggghttt."

"Oh that was a lot of information I didn't need to hear." Randy mumbled and Renee laughed louder than she had been.

"Dean calm down." I whispered in his ear.

"Daddy is that you?" Dean asked loudly.

"Dean baby stop talking." I say to him.

"What are you gonna do? Spank me?" he slurred and almost passed out again, "Cause I'd like that a lot."

"Somebody tell Dean to stop blurting out his sexual pleasures." Randy said and Roman laughed slightly.

"Let's talk about sex babyyy." Dean shouted offkey, "Let's talk about how much Ra-an-dy... Wants to fuck Roman."

"Huh?" Roman asked quickly and Renee laughed so hard she fell.

"You've seriously lost it." Randy said, his face turning deep red, "You're drunk out of your mind. Will you just be quite? Why is this elevator ride so long?"

"Roman will you be Randy's bottom bitch??" Dean shouted again and I clamped my hand over his mouth and he immediately licked my hand.

"I'm pretty sure he doesn't mean he's saying right now." I say with a small laugh, "Sorry guys."

"This was the highlight of my night." Renee said while standing up, just as the elevator doors opened, "Don't be sorry at all."

"Let's just get him to you guys room." Roman said with a laugh and handed Randy their room key, "I'll be there in a second."

"We're going on a trip in our.... In our... What the fuck are we going on a trip in?" Dean shouted as we lead him down the hallway.

"Dean will be quite." I asked him again, really getting tired of his talking.

"I'm the baddest bitch on the planet!" Dean shouted again and I placed my hand over his mouth again as Roman stuck the card into the slot, then we walked him into the room.

"Just drop him on the bed." I say to Roman and he nodded as we both set him on the bed.

"Oh this is soft as a motherfucker." Dean said but didn't attempt to get up which I thank god for.

"Thanks for helping me with him." I say to Roman as I walk him towards the door, "I'm sorry about his comments in the elevator."

"Eh it's alright." He said back with a smile, "He's drunk. He doesn't know what he's talking about. You two have a good night."

"You too, man." I say to him and close the door behind him.

"Ok," I say to Dean as I walk back over towards the bed, "Your behavior has been unexceptional tonight..."

I trailed off as I watched him sleep soundly on the bed that I had just left him on.

I sighed and walked over to his bag to take out his night clothes, then went through the hassle of trying to put them on him without him falling over on the bed or waking up, but after 20 minutes, he was changed and sleeping soundly under the covers.

I strip and walk into the bathroom to take a quick shower before putting on my own sleep wear and climbing onto the bed myself.

As soon as I got in, Dean scooted over and gently rested his head on my back which caused me to smile.

"What am I gonna do with you?" I mumbled, getting no reply before closing my eyes and drifting off.