Chapter 9
Squilliam's POV
I don't really like Nancy. She's too bossy and overbearing. So just to get away from her, I volunteered to go hunting. But Nancy told me to go past the Cornucopia. So I decided to go there first. But I tiptoed with my bow and arrow ready. Then I heard a strange sound. I think it was moaning. No it was.. Eating?
PATRICK!
I walked up to the star but crawling so he wouldn't see.
Then I fired.
ARGHRGHRGH SPONGEBOB HELP ME!!
I got him in the stomach.
So I shot again.
Patrick Star
Killed by- Squilliam Fancyson
How- Arrow to head
Knowing he was dead, I grabbed some food and weapons and fled.
Then I walk on a bit further, not too far so I could find my way back. And I heard a distant 'clang of a sword. And a familiar voice.
So I got closer and closer. Then I saw him.
It was The 'Untouchable' Flying Dutchman.
Argh it be Squilliam! It's no use Willy, ye arrow won't hurt the likes of me.
I know how to kill him. But it will take all of the things I have said to Squidward for it to work.
Who says 'the likes of'? For a pirate, I hope you DIErate. I bet you have no friends. And you know why? It's because of all of the terrible things you've done in your life! You have no soul and deserve to be banished to hell! What even are you? What is your purpose? You're just a loser who spends his time moping around trying to frighten people because he has nothing better to do! Some of us have things we actually have to do. We don't all get an infinite vacation! In fact, I bet you couldn't go one day in the real world like all of us!!
Fine! I'll show ye!
My plan was working. Suddenly he went up in a puff of smoke and a materialised figure began to appear in front of me.
Look! See Willy! I'm one of ye stupid regular fish!
Stupid, you say? That's funny because, you are the one who was tricked into having your obituaries written!
Huh?
But it was too late. He wouldn't get his explanation because now that he was a regular undersea creature, he could be killed normally. So I got him, right in his tiny, tiny brain.
The Flying Dutchman
Killed by- Squilliam
How- Arrow to head
I believe that's enough hunting for today.
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The Bikini Bottom Games
Action20 tributes from Bikini Bottom will be forced to participate in a fight to the death for the grand prize, The Krusty Krab and a new boat. Who will prevail and who will fall?
