The Bikini Bottom Games

The Burnin

Chapter 8

Back at Capitol Headquarters,

King Neptune's POV

We need something, something that would make watching this show a blast!

Blast.

FIRE!

Yes, I'm a genius.

In the Arena,

Pearl's POV

I am so mad that I'm here. A teenaged girl shouldn't even BE here! I'm supposed to be texting friends, or getting my nails and hair done while gossiping about cute boys! Not in this stupid arena, that's for sure. RRGH! I thought throwing a rock angrily would help. Ow! F***!!!!

Dad?

Oh Pearl sweetie!

I embraced Dad in a long hug. I was so happy to find him. I quickly apologised for hitting him with a rock and he accepted my apology.

I lead him to this fabulous cave where I had been staying. It's behind this line of trees so its like its invisible. He thought it was pretty neat. And it's nice to not have to constantly watch your back just in case there's a killer behind you. That's the beauty of caves. So we make our way inside, making it cosy.

I told Dad to have a nap. I told him I would be on watch for the night. But he insisted that I get some well-earned rest and that he should be on watch. So I 'caved' in, you geddit? Caved, cause we're in a cave... Oh it's no use. I miss my friends. They would laugh at every single pathetic joke I said! I just want to live.

I woke up to smoke. Dad? I was so tired. Dad? Sweetie get up, GET UP!! Then I saw a bright burst of fire hurling towards me.

Officer John's POV

Yeah I guess I'm the underdog. Which means I might get a heap of sponsors. Everyone at my station said they would. Aahgh! Oh, it's just the cannon. That thing keeps going off.

Mr Krabs

Killed by- ---

How- Fireball

Pearl

Killed by- ---

How- Fireball

Oh, so that's what that was. Earlier I felt this heavy heatwave. But I was by the pond at the time, refilling my water bottle.

It was actually one of the line moments I actually got some time to myself. You see, I'm in this alliance. It's me, Nancy, Squilliam and our newest recruit, SpongeBob. That Manray fellow was persistent on joining, probably out of insecurity, but Nancy had a strong belief that he was far too weak, and his so called 'strength' is just a pitiful figment of his imagination. Well I better head back, I think I hear Nancy screaming. What's she saying though?

Le-lava?

La-lever?

LEAVE ME ALONE!!

Oh.. Well that's not good.

BOOM!

Manray

Killed by- Nancy Suzy Fish

How-Poison dart

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I know what you're thinking, 'there can't be fire underwater you dumbass! I'm so not reading this anymore!!!' But well I thought if SpongeBob can make campfires underwater, then surely his boss can die in a blazing inferno underwater.

Mmm cooked crab.

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