Bodacious Z in the Pick of Destiny(explicit language)

Chapter 1- Bodacious beginnings:

A long ass-fucking time ago in a town called Kickapoo; there lived a humble family religious through and through. But yea there was a black sheep and he knew just what to do, his name was young CG and he refused to step in line. A vision he did see of Fucking rocking all the time! He wrote a tasty jam and oh the planets did align. “Oh the Dragon’s balls were blazing as I stepped into his cave! Then I sliced his fucking cockles with my long and shiny blade, Tawas I who fucked the dragon, fuckalizing, fuckaloo, and if you try to fuck with me than I shall fuck you tooooo!” I loved rock music but my dad heard my writing this little tune so he burst into my room and yelled at me. And I quote: “You’ve disobeyed my orders son. Why were you ever born? Your brother is ten times better than you, Jesus loves him more! This music that you play for us comes from the depths of hell! Rock and roll's the Devil's work, he wants you to rebel! You’ve become a mindless puppet! Beelzebub’s hand pulls the strings! Your heart will heart will lose direction and chaos it will bring! You better shut your mouth you better watch your tone! You’re grounded for a week with no telephone! Don’t wanna hear you cry, don’t wanna hear you moan! You’ve got to praise The Lord while you’re in my home!” And with that he slammed my door, he tore down all my rock posters, took all my CD’s etc. but he left one thing, a Dio poster on the inside of my door, I think he just didn’t see it. As crazy as it sounds, I started praying to the poster. “Dio can you hear me, I am lost and so alone. I’m asking for your guidance, would you come down from your throne? I need a tight compadre who’ll teach me how to rock; my father thinks your evil but man he can suck a cock. Rock is not the devil’s work, it’s magical and rad, I’ll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my dad!” I thought that if I prayed something would happen, and it did, the poster came to life. Dio began to move, and talk, to me.  He said “I hear you brave young child, you are hungry for the rock, but to learn the ancient methods secret doors you must unlock. Escape your father’s clutches and this oppressive neighborhood, on a journey you must go to find the land of Hollywood!” I was stunned; as I listened to the words of Dio I took a kneeling stance and listened with great care. “In the city of fallen angels, where the ocean meets the sand, you will form a strong alliance, and the world’s most awesome band! To find your fame and fortune, through the valley you must walk, you will face your inner demons; now go my son and Roooooock!” and with that I left, I took money from my dad’s wallet, packed some food when everyone was asleep, I grabbed my guitar, and I left Missouri. I went to tons of places in the U.S. called “Hollywood” eventually I found myself in the Hollywood Dio told me about; Hollywood CA.