After breaking up with Osomatsu, you found a new dude. One that looked just like him, only he wore sunglasses and made you cringe. He intrigued you for some reason. So one day, you and your beloved painful boyfriend sat on the couch as you were once again reading your yaoi doujin. Right when you were about to get to the really juicy bit of the the book, Kara-baby flipped his hair and asked, "Dah-ling, would you like to go see a movie?"
You ignored him and kept reading. As he anime sweatdropped, another idea popped into his little head. He put his arm around you, gently kissed your nose cheek, and whispered, "The distance between us is suffocating me, sweetheart." Oh lawdy did he get da puss that night.
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Osomatsu-san x Reader (Attention)
Fanfictioncreds go to jachimatsu on tumblr for giving me ideas from her "when the matsus want attention" headcanon and whoever created the amazing cover, 'cause unfortunately it wasn't me Also, I hope you'll realize how cracky this is. Sorry if some Matsus ar...