You broke up with Kara Kara after he got you preggers or something. Idk, man. Anyways, you sat on the couch once more the next day and read your yaoi doujin...again. Later on, an awkward looking Matsu came in and sat close to you.
You glared at him. "Um, do you mind? I don't want anymore Matsuno boy problems. I've already had 2." The Matsu in green looked down, hoping that he could change your mind. "Sorry about that, but you wanna watch Spirited Away together?" he shyly asked. You ignored the smol hole, hoping that his cinnamon filled ass would get a hint.
He then suddenly took one of your hands, causing you to drop your book. "Hey!" Choro stared at the book on the ground in shock. "Wait, y-you like the yaoi doujin, 'You've Got Male', too?" You stared back at him, sparklin' eyeballs. "Um, yeah. Do you like it?"
"Yeah, in fact I love it, just like I love you..." You gasp, cheeks flushed and hot. You felt like he was the one and decided to go for the gold. "Random question, but do you think you can be a good father?"
"Wait, what?"
YOU ARE READING
Osomatsu-san x Reader (Attention)
Fanfictioncreds go to jachimatsu on tumblr for giving me ideas from her "when the matsus want attention" headcanon and whoever created the amazing cover, 'cause unfortunately it wasn't me Also, I hope you'll realize how cracky this is. Sorry if some Matsus ar...
