Condoriano's Greasy Haired Adventure

Greasy Hair VS Didgeridoo Of Doom

Condoriano was motivated now, he was filled with adrenaline. "I'm going to kill that guy to death!" he screamed". Meanwhile a few blocks away Anglos woke up, his head felt like he had a cruiser ship had fell on him. 'Damn' he thought 'I wish he killed me, Grand Lady Holly will only do it anyway'. Anglos got to his feet and put his didgeridoo on his back. "I better head back to KFC and meet up with Saxon, he should be here soon". Anglos placed his hands in his trouser pockets and slowly walked back to the restaurant. As he turned round the corner he saw Condoriano heading towards him at an incrdible speed. 'No way' he thought 'that's the fat guy from KFC, how did he get passed Saxon and how is he levitating? Damn it! He must have special powers like me and that bastard Ryan. Shit I don't have time for this, I'll have to take him out fast.' Anglos then walked out in the open for Condoriano to see.

'Huh' thought Condoriano when he saw Anglos. 'That is the other guy from KFC, I'll kill the shithead with my greasy hair'. Condoriano retracted the three hairs he was using to travel and landed on his feet ready for battle. "I'll kill you, you piece of worthless shit!" shouted Condoriano. Anglos stood calmy and retrieved his hands from out of his pockets. "I will not lose to you fat kid" he said "I have alrady lost once today and for the sake of my reputation I will show you no mercy. You seem to have powers but that will not help you against me my boy".

Condoriano prepared his greasy hair hammer and lunged across the street at Anglos, "GREASY HAIR HAMMER!" he shouted, aiming for the left side of Anglos' face, however, Condoriano was surprised to find out that his attack had been blocked by his opponent's didgeridoo! Condoriano was rendered almost speechless by this turn of events "You blocked my greasy hair hammer, with... a... a wooden elephant trunk?" he asked. Anglos frowned at Condoriano's stupidity and pushed him back. "You idiot, this is a didgeridoo, the most majestic of all musical instruments and it will be the weapon I will use to kill you". Said Anglos.

Condoriano looked puzzled and put his hand to his chin as if he was deep in thought. "Hang on a minute," he said. "Musical instruments aren't meant to kill people, in fact they help keep us alive. Especially ORGANS." Anglos groaned and got ready to go the offensive. "You think you and your weird head of hair can go up against a didgeridoo of doom kid?" said Anglos, putting his didgeridoo up to his face. Condoriano smiled and said "I don't care if you have a trumpet of terror, I won't lose to anyone who threatens KFC". 

All of a sudden, a huge mass of energy came out of Anglos' didgeridoo and headed straight for Michael, just as it did earlier with Ryan, there was a huge explosion, limiting what Anglos could see but when the smoke cleared Condoriano was still standing but in obvious pain. "GREASY HAIR SHIELD" he said "Ouch! that explosion was super loud and it singed some of my luscious locks!". If Condoriano was pissed before, now he was furious. "I only have to use this technique on the most powerful of fighters, so you really should be honoured," said Condoriano, trying to keep his composure nice and calm. His hair started to lengthen out in all directions and started to form some sort of giant suit. "GREASY HAIR MECH SUIT" he shouted. 

Anglos was terrified for the second time in one day, fear was an emotion he hadn't had to deal with in his adult life apart from a few occasions, he wasn't used to it but as long as there was a chance of him winning he could focus. He shot out blasts from his didgeridoo but it seemed like it was having no affect on the suit, or the user inside. 'I'll have to use my ultimate attack. The only person to survive it was Grand Lady Holly, though I bet Ryan could have survived it if I used it on him, but this guy is not on the Grand Lord level, it should work on him no problem'. The mech suit went down to punch Anglos at a surprising speed, however Anglos dodged it and jumped onto the roof of a nearby house. "MAXIMUM DESTRUCTION OF THE DIDGERIDOO CALIBER!" Out of the didgeridoo, there came a giant mass of energy, far bigger than before. It collided with Condoriano's mech suit, destroying it and sending him to the ground burnt and wounded. 

Now lying on a concrete pavement in Newton Abbot, it was clear to Anglos that he had won the fight, but he was not satisfied with his victory and he wanted to make it sweeter, he went up to Condoriano and started to kick him repeatedly. "You know, you were quite strong actually, unique powers can be a bitch to fight against, but in the end you weren't skilled nor powerful enough to face a commander in chief of the Hele family. Maybe if you weren't in such bad physical shape you could have used that to your advantage, or perhaps if you were smarter you could think of something better to do with your powers than create ridiculous mech suits and hammers". After his speech and injuring Condoriano even more, he decided to walk off. 'Where do I go now?' he thought. 'Saxon is probably dead and I can't go back to the family, Grand Lady Holly will kill me, at least I know that fat guy won't be trouble anymore'. 

Out of nowhere, Condoriano gathered the energy to use his hair to pick him up and place him onto his feet "Hey! You," he shouted. Anglos turned around in surprise. "What, no way you're still alive" he said. " Condoriano grinned a big toothy grin and said "oh yeah, I'm alive and you ain't seen nothing yet. You wanted me to use more creative uses of my power, so I will give you just that. My best attack, and I assure you villain that in the last brief moments of your life before you die today, you will remember the name of Condoriano!"