I AM A TEENAGER. Yes. Horrifying, isn't it? And on top of the mere humiliation that the title provides, there is also the much seen and heard criticism from adults. But our lives, albeit filled with hormonal and circumstantial angst, are extremely mellow. Mind-numbingly boring. And if they aren't boring, they're sad, or strangely euphoric, or to complete this trio, they're really, unbelievably cliché. To top off the general dysphoria of adolescence, there is also the dividing of friend groups into separate, estranged cliques, and the constant societal pressure to look like someone from the after picture in a fat loss ad. Of course, you must manage good grades at the same time, because you're 'too young to be stressed'.
This constant barrage of holier-than-thou stuff can really get to you sometimes, which means you need a way to cope. Some people go to the guidance counselor, and if the poor idiot succeeds then he's lucky as hell. I commend him. Congrats, let's have some wine, shall we? Show each other card tricks and watch reality shows. Because you did it, you're better.
Right?
Of course, some people take drugs or commit crimes, and some drop out and run away. Some kill themselves. But the only method of coping that involves serious irony is uniquely known by the name 'running a meme page'.
Unfortunately, I run a meme page.
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Hài hước" Of course, some people take drugs or commit crimes, and some drop out and run away. Some kill themselves. But the only method of coping that involves serious irony is uniquely known by the name 'running a meme page'. Unfortunately, I run a meme...
