I walked over to the park and stared at myself in the pond.
"Is this real? Is this really happening? I don't want it to. I don't want it to be real. I wanna be who I am , and not be married!"
Thank goodness nobody can hear me or they'll think I'm going nuts. Which might be true, since I hang out Wade so much.
That's it !
I have a great idea that will save me from my arranged marriage.
I turn into a bird and flew up to the tower but not while stopping by the grocery store and Hot Topic.
Wade have better agree to this plan. I just spent 200 dollars on burritos and Steven Universe merchandise.
I decided to super speed this time.
Oh that's right I have to race Pietro to prove that I'm not slow.
Once I got to the tower I started yelling Wades name.
Once I finally found him and told him about the plan he agreed.
I bet y'all thought that I was gonna bribe him.
Here's the replay.
We were in a dark room with only a lamp to Wade's face.
I also bought Pietro along to make sure the red anti hero stays.
"Say we wouldn't want anything to happen to this here burrito no would we ?"
I said putting a knife to the burritos face.
"Hey (y/n/n) why don't we eat this burrito haa?"
"NOOOOO NOT THE BURRITO PLEASE I'LL DO IT I'LL PRETEND TO BE YOUR GOD DAMN BOYFRIEND JUST STOP IT, PLEASE!"
Well that was easier than I expected.
Me and Pietro grinned at each other and high fived celebrating sweet victory.
At least we didn't get to the Steven Universe merchandise right?
Back to the present !
(Re play bought to you by my need of attention because I'm a fucking attention whore!)
I looked over for Wade but I can't find him.
Then my phone started ringing.
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