Then my phone was ringing.
I picked it up not knowing what to expect.
"Hey um Cat can you pick me up from jail and uh pay the bail."
I signed and put the phone down.
I decided to transport like a normal person for once and just take my motorcycle.
"Kitty you need to get dressed out of your pajamas!"
I went back to my room and decided to put on a black hosiery.
A red mini skirt with a black crop top and leather jacket. I also put on some sunglasses and my makeup.
I put on black combat boots with red laces.
I got on my motorcycle and was of to the nearest police station I could find.
After I finally found him and payed the bill I asked what he did the answer was not so pretty I may add.
Idiot Wade's POV
I decided to go to a arcade for kids it was kinda of like Chuck E. Cheese but a ripped of version.
I went inside the ball hole thingy and jumped in .
NOW THIS LAND WILL BE MINE FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER!!!!!!!
"Mommy I'm scared."
Whoops might have said that part a little to loud oh well YOLO!
Then shit happened .
The end of idiot Deadpool's flashback.
And also his fucking point of view.
I looked at Wade wanting to kill him.
I could get a chimichanga and put it in a bear trap or a volcano but he'll chase and never leave me fucking alone.
Then I need him for my plan to work so I won't get married.
I dragged Wade home and made him recite all the lines I had taught this idiot but he won't get them right.
"No Wade you don't do it like that you need to stick out your pinky when your drinking shots . It's only polite!"
"But Kitty I don't wanna do this its so fucking damn boring and this fanfic is totally shitty!"
(Bold represent when Wade's voices or me is talking.)
Yoomin : Wade why are you so freaking mean to me !
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Avengers X Neko Reader
FanfictionWhat if you became a Neko and gained these odd powers? What if the Avengers noticed you?