It's been a while since I last updated, and I apologize. A lot has went by, and lemme assure you, Swagmaster 3000 is a jerk. If the person you like uses "xD", ":D", "x3", please stop what you're doing and get out of that IMMEDIATELY. You'll thank me later. In the midst of the last chapter to now, I actually got myself a boyfriend. We broke up by the way, and let's explain some more rules of how you know they're NOT a keeper.
1. When they first confess their feelings for you and they say "I love you" in that confession after them saying they've liked you for a month, YOU GOTTA GO WALK YOUR GOLDFISH.
2. If they're a hardcore gamer and doesn't respond/give you the attention you deserve, YOUR BLENDER NEEDS A CLEANING, HONEY.
3. If you're not an emoji person, and they use emojis, IT'S TIME TO GO CLEAN YOUR DIRTY CONCRETE.
4. If they drytext you, I mean c'mon. That's a no-brainer.
5. If you don't text for more than a day, and they don't text/call to check up on you and make sure you're okay, YOU GOTTA GO REPLACE YOUR MIRRORS.
Last and MOST IMPORTANT!!
6. If you're CONSTANTLY having thoughts about breaking up, it's a sign that you should break up. You'll feel SO relieved. Trust me. You should also go fix your poles.
I've also realized how during the relationship, I felt unhappy. Relationships are supposed to make you feel like you're soaring through the clouds with not a single worry. They're supposed to soothe you, calm you, just fuel your happiness! They shouldn't make you upset for so long. It's okay to have arguments, as long as you guys both work it out in the end. But if the problem doesn't get solved? What's the point? Also, you should also trust your zodiac sign compatibility. It'll help ya out. Besides, love shouldn't be your number one priority. You should LIVE life. Your goal should be making memories, so that you'd have fun stories to tell to people. If all you do is obsess over a band, THEN GO AHEAD AND TOOT YOUR HORN IF THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY. Just be happy. That's all I ask.
Pip pip cheerio.
