Book of Mormon (modern au)

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Whenever something bad happened to Sirius, he'd just yell "HASA DIGA EBOWAI!" at the top of his lungs. Remus would shove his hand over his boyfriends mouth, because he knew what Sirius was saying. Everyone else thought it was just gibberish.

Whenever Sirius was really aroused at random times, like during class or at breakfast, he'd start getting all touchy feely with Remus and whispered dirty things in his ear. Remus used to get really embarrassed by that, but eventually he just rolled his eyes and said "Turn it off." It worked just like "Swiper no swiping." Immediately, Sirius would stop.

For his birthday, Remus got him a name plate that said "Elder Black."

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