Sirius so does this, and sometimes sleepwalks too. Remus finds his murmuring about random things oddly relaxing. Sometimes, Remus will talk to him and see what he says.
A conversation one night:
Sirius-and then the unicorn stepped on my grapes and I flew all the way to the banana tree and-
Remus- Sirius, what did you do with my chocolate?
Sirius- don't tell moony but I ate it. Please don't tell him!
Remus- what do you think he will do to you if he finds out?
Sirius- he's gonna make me be on the bottom! And-and he's going to chase me around Hogwarts while casting rictumsempra at me! And- he's going to lock me in a broom closet!
Remus- poor Padfoot. You better buy him some more chocolate before he finds out.
Sirius- my unicorn can do it
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FanfictionIf you don't ship Wolfstar, then I recommend not reading this. But, hey, there's funny marauder stuff in here too, so why not?