Tiger: *looks at Spongebob* What r u in for?
SpongeBob: *looks at in disgust* What do you think this is? Jail?
Tiger: Umm yeah!...
SpongeBob: Just because your looking through a fork and it looks like metal bars does not mean your in jail.
Tiger: Yeah it does :3
SpongeBob: No it doesn't!
Tiger: :3 Yes it does :3
Sponge bob: Imma call de po po!
Tiger: :o Nu!
SpongeBob :I Yes
Tiger: Well I have a question
SpongeBob: Shoot
Tiger: R po pos donuts? Like in Gumball? :3
SpongeBob: What kinda world you live in?
Tiger: One where unicorns poop skittles and the skittles dance in little tutus
Pigeon: You go gurl!
Tiger: *~* Talking pigeon? Is this real? Cuz last time I thought a turtle was talking to meh and it but my finger...
SpongeBob & Pigeon: O.O
Tiger: :3 Sausage....
Sponge bob & Pigeon: Rlly?
Tiger: :I I was hungry.... *
Checks watch* Well time to go! :D *throws fork away then runs thru park*
Pigeon: Bingo on Wed right?
Sponge bob: Sure *both walk away*
SpongeBob: *stops* Wait, if I'm a water creature how am I still ali- *gasps for air*
Pigeon: O.o Srry bro but no mouth to mouth.... Imma get an ambulance...
Cat: Hello der gorgeous!
Pigeon: Uh hey there.....?
Cat: *jumps and eats bird*
Pigeon: *from inside cats stomach* Well.... Things could be worse..
Cat: Hmmm delicious! *walks along*
Dog: *sees cat* Hmm cat! *eats cat*
Pigeon: COME ON!
Cat: I feel your pain bro....
Goldfish: MWAHAHAHAHAHA! ^~^
I pooped in meh fish bowl! *~* Ew....
Tiger: *pops from fish bowl* Eww it does stink! *dies*
Goldfish: *sighs* That's how they all died 😞😞😞😞
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