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Sorry that pic and the title was rlly random. Anywho I am bored so I was gonna do another story thing but eh.

Read my other books: Ask/Dare The Minions, Ask/Dare the SpongeBob characters, and Water tiger. My other books are mainly for comebacks, and laughs.

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**BAD LANGUAGE***

Tiger: *throws around Confetti and stuff* WOOOOOOOOOOO

Random person: Wtf

Tiger: DAT NOT NICE JO MAMA GON BE SAD MAD U SAID DAT

Random person: ........ *walks away*

Tiger: YEA U WALK AWAY DEH TACOS GON GET CHU *wobbles around and falls on face* THE BEST TIME TO WEAR A STRIPED SWEATER

Cat: Meow

Tiger: Meow

Cat: Meow meow

Tiger: Meow?

Cat: Meow meow meow

Tiger: * jumps up* F SCHOOL IMMA BE AN ANIMAL INTERPREUNTER!!

Dog: Woof woof growl

Tiger: ...... The grass is uncormfortable when you poop? I TOLD EVERYONE THAT BUT THEY DIDNT BELIEVE ME AND THEY SAID YOU GO POOP IN THE BIG BOWL!!!! WHY DO THEY GO POOP IN ZE DRINKING BOWL?!?!?!?!?

Dog: Woof?

Tiger: Woof woof woof woof bark bark growl growl meow

Dog: meow?

Tiger: meow

Tiger: *shakes butt*

Dog: *does the same*

Tiger: *secret Pawshake*

Dog: *secret Pawshake*

(Now if I told you what I did it wouldn't be secret now would it?)

Tiger: ..... IMMA SQUIREEL!!!! *climbs tree and falls on head* .... Nuts....

Squireel: .... SQUEAK SQUEAK

Tiger: Sorry I shouldn't have used that sorta language when it's Spring.. Yes ma'am

(Birds & Da bees AKA Babies)

Squireel: Squeak squeak squeak...

Tiger: *walks away*

Tiger: ........ *sleeps*

Pigeon: *lands on her back poops and flies away*

Tiger: *sees a Seagull feels her back and strangles it*

Pigeon: Hehehe....

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