Sorry that pic and the title was rlly random. Anywho I am bored so I was gonna do another story thing but eh.
Read my other books: Ask/Dare The Minions, Ask/Dare the SpongeBob characters, and Water tiger. My other books are mainly for comebacks, and laughs.
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####**BAD LANGUAGE***
Tiger: *throws around Confetti and stuff* WOOOOOOOOOOO
Random person: Wtf
Tiger: DAT NOT NICE JO MAMA GON BE SAD MAD U SAID DAT
Random person: ........ *walks away*
Tiger: YEA U WALK AWAY DEH TACOS GON GET CHU *wobbles around and falls on face* THE BEST TIME TO WEAR A STRIPED SWEATER
Cat: Meow
Tiger: Meow
Cat: Meow meow
Tiger: Meow?
Cat: Meow meow meow
Tiger: * jumps up* F SCHOOL IMMA BE AN ANIMAL INTERPREUNTER!!
Dog: Woof woof growl
Tiger: ...... The grass is uncormfortable when you poop? I TOLD EVERYONE THAT BUT THEY DIDNT BELIEVE ME AND THEY SAID YOU GO POOP IN THE BIG BOWL!!!! WHY DO THEY GO POOP IN ZE DRINKING BOWL?!?!?!?!?
Dog: Woof?
Tiger: Woof woof woof woof bark bark growl growl meow
Dog: meow?
Tiger: meow
Tiger: *shakes butt*
Dog: *does the same*
Tiger: *secret Pawshake*
Dog: *secret Pawshake*
(Now if I told you what I did it wouldn't be secret now would it?)
Tiger: ..... IMMA SQUIREEL!!!! *climbs tree and falls on head* .... Nuts....
Squireel: .... SQUEAK SQUEAK
Tiger: Sorry I shouldn't have used that sorta language when it's Spring.. Yes ma'am
(Birds & Da bees AKA Babies)
Squireel: Squeak squeak squeak...
Tiger: *walks away*
Tiger: ........ *sleeps*
Pigeon: *lands on her back poops and flies away*
Tiger: *sees a Seagull feels her back and strangles it*
Pigeon: Hehehe....
DU LIEST GERADE
My unexplainable weirdness
De TodoI'm an ordinary girl-scratch dat! I'm a super weird, super awesome girl. Not at all normal! In fact, being normal scares and offends me :3 My weird brothers and sisters COME UNITE IN THIS BOOK! Bring your weird friends, weird siblings! Even that guy...