Tiger: OMG MOOOOOOOOOOOM
Mom: Waaaaaat
Tiger: MAY I PLEASE HAVE THESE UNICORN SLIPPERS?!?!?
Mom: Fine...
Tiger: Yay!!!! *puts them on* UNICORN POWERS ACTIVATE!!!! *flies away*
Mom: O.O.......... -.- Whatever
Tiger: OH ME GERSH I CAN FLY ANYWHERE!!!!!! I CAN FINALLY SEE SANTA
*at the north pole*
Santa: OH NO! She spotted us! *alarms go off* MAKE THE PRESENTS HURRY WHO KNOWS WHAT SHE HAS ON HER LIST NOW HO HO GOOOOOO
Tiger: Hi Santa!
Santa: ...... How did you find us so quickly??
Tiger: Unicorn power!
Santa: You have a list today?
Tiger: Nope
Santa: Ok
Tiger: Bye! I DONT expect present to be under my tree this year *winks 20 times*
Santa: *winks back*
Tiger: -.-
Santa: :3
Tiger: YOUR JUST SO JOLLY LIKE A BOWL FULL OF JELLY I CANT GET MAD AT CHU
Santa: No one can HO HO HO
Tiger: Bye
Santa: Bye Tiger
Tiger: *flies up to the Washington D.C
*harlems shakes*
President: ?????
Tiger: *plays American anthem and sings to it*
President: Ummmm
Soldiers: Don't worry we will take care of her *loads gun*
President: Nah it's ok... I can definently tell she's American
Tiger: *does derp face* :3
President: Nvm shoot her
Soldier: *shoots*
Tiger; *dodges* SIKE SUCKAS I GOTZ DA POWER ON MA SIDE!!!!
President: OMG UNICORN SLIPPERS STAHP SHOOTING AND DO WHATEVER SHE SAYS!!!!!
Tiger: Datz right!! RESPECT
president: *hands her a golden oreo*
Tiger: Yum! -*eats it*
President: -.-
Tiger: O.O *dies*
President: ....... *celebrates with soldiers*
Tiger: *rises back* HAHAHAHA
Everyone: Awwwwww!
I was just bored so enjoy! lol
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