12. GET YO FACTS STRAIGHT

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I knew Niall was a god from the first moment I saw him. The way his pools of blue glimmered underneath the shining sun, how his skin always seemed to glow. He was special. Not to mention how his natural, blonde hair -

WOAH LET'S HOLD UP THE PHONE REAL QUICK

NIALL'S HAIR ISN'T NATURALLY BLONDE

GET YO FACTS STRAIGHT!!!

This chapter is mainly aimed at fan-fiction writers, but it could also be applicable to people writing regular books. For instance, if you're writing a book about the Flehmen response in horses (I don't know), and you say that they only do it when they are 29802983019830192 months pregnant, you will be feeding people liesssss

Honestly, if you're going to bother writing a book, you might as well do research beforehand. If you're going to write a section about the nutritional value of carrots, then you should look into the whole shebang thang

Your book won't be so great if you feed people liesssss

Children may read your book and think that carrots have 296 grams of saturated fat when they don't even have any. We don't want that happening.

#respect

So please bother doing some research before writing a book. If you don't, you may brainwash children.

BYE Y'ALL

(sorry about the short chapter, my brain isn't working today)

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