My Love/Hate Relationship With WattPad (A WattPad Rant Book)

4. Last Update: 5 Million Years Ago

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You're just looking at Wattpad. You're bored, you've updated all of your books, and you're looking for a book to read. You go to the Werewolf section, hoping that you'll find an interesting book. You look at the books and a book catches your eye. You read the blurb and it seems really interesting. You start reading. The book is about the forbidden love of a werewolf and a human. The werewolf, Anne and the human, Braden love each other so much, but they can't be together. You read till the part where they're about to kiss, but a police officer arrives with a gun loaded with silver bullets. And the chapter ends there. You look for the other chapter, but guess what? There isn't another chapter! You look at the last time the author updated: a year ago. A flippen year ago.

Why do you stop writing your book then? Huh? Why? Couldn't you add a fricken chapter? You could at least explain why you aren't updating. You can write those annoying "not a chapter" author's notes! Just explainnnnnnnnn pleasseeeeeee explainnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You always look to see if the book has been updated. It hasn't. A few months later? ERMERGERDDDDD THE AUTHOR DIDN'T UPDATE NUUUUUUUUUU AUTHOR DID YOU DIEEEEEEE PLEASEEEEEE UPDAAAATEEEEE!!!! WHERE ARE YOU? ARE YOU DEADDDDD PLZ TELLLLLLLLLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Seriously, where the flip is the author? Did she flippin' die? Is she on an island where zombie human eating plants live? Is she lost in the Sahara dessert? Is she flippin' on a flippin' jungle with flippin' human eating flippin' cheetahs or tigers or an animal or something I don't know I just want you to update the book! (ha ha, I put a lot of "flippin'"s)

Sorry about that, but I seriously hate it when authors do that. If you're going to write a book, just DON'T DISCONTINUE IT PLZ!