Harry Potter and The Bungling Teacher.

Chapter Thirteen.

Chapter Thirteen.
Happy Valentine's Day or more like Happy Run's Day.

Valentine's Day came and before his second class of the day began; Lockhart noticed that an Owl had flown into his class with a package. The Owl landed on his classroom desk and left leaving a box that had his name on it. He smiled as he opened the card to see that it was from his secret admirer. He stepped from the room looking to see if anyone was around the room to ask if they had seen who placed the box on his desk. But no one was there. He shrugged and headed back to his desk as he opened the box to find chocolates in the box. He smelled it before he allowed the chocolate to melt on his tongue, just as the second year students entered the room. "Happy Valentine's day students, please read chapter Three of Wonders of Magic as we will be discussing the spell I used."

They nodded and read but watched as he popped what looked like chocolate hearts into his mouth and chewed on them. Hermione didn't even need to encourage him to eat the candy, he was doing it himself. The conspirators all smiled and nodded as they pretended to read the books and watched him eat at least fifteen candies.

"Okay, students . . ." Lockhart started to drone on about the spell that he used in that chapter, all the while eating the chocolates.

Seamus and the others just waited as they were told that it would start to take effect about fifteen minutes after he took the first piece. They watched him and the clock very carefully.

Lockhart noticed that his stomach was rumbling like he had ate something bad but he didn't even think to stop eating the chocolates. He loved them very much as he informed the students the one who gets the answer right will get a piece of his chocolate that he got from his secret admirer. When he posed the question about the spell he used, no one, not even Hermione raised her hand. "No one knows the answer? Not even you, Hermione?"

"Um, uh...no sir," Hermione stammered.

Draco buried his face in the book as he didn't what Lockhart seeing him laughing. Most of the students were trying to keep a straight face and not say anything.

Gretchen whispered to Pansy, "Boy is he daft?"

"I agree." Pansy whispered to her.

Lockhart sighed as he turned his back to the class and gave them the answer anyways and took the piece of candy himself. He sat down in his chair and informed the students to read the chapter over again. He realized that the students did not want to answer any of the questions that he had for them with the offer of a candy as a reward. "How about every question you answer correctly you get 40 points to your House?"

Ron Weasley shook his head. 'Can't anyone be that stupid?' he thought.

Neville Longbottom's eyes got bigger as he watched Lockhart devour five more pieces of candy.

Lockhart finally sat down in his chair and since no one looked thrilled to do any of the answers, gave up and told the class to read chapter five of the book. He proceeded to check his schedule for another possible field trip since they liked that so much. He suddenly felt the urge to fart and he let it rumble out. But as the children looked on, what came across his face was the realization of something far more strange, he knew that he had an accident. "Students, please remain in your seats. I will return shortly." Everyone watched him with a swift but stiff legged walk out of the classroom.

"Ron, watch the doors!" Harry barked off. Ron rushed to the door and gave the thumbs up.

Everyone including the Slytherins started to laugh their heads off. "Did you see his face when he realized that he shat his pants?" yelled one Slytherin boy.